Cool_Hand Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 The adults are just weird, and love to stare at you. (usually have bloodshot eyes too) so true. I hate the staring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I found a photo of two Indian traditions in one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 The photo isn't showing up for me but I bet it's a 7-11 and a cab 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 nope, it's shitting in the Ganges while staring at a caucasian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 you are a champion at life sir. taxi and sevvy. must spread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soup forgot his password Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 Anyone else find it hilarious that the Mumbai attack was on 7-11? Never forget. http://ibnlive.in.com/news/5-years-of-711-attacks-victims-await-justice/166485-3.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soup forgot his password Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 Here's a segment I like to call "A failure to communicate" "I listen to like, an insane amount of different kinds of music." In america this means: Listening to whatever is new on Pitchfork.com My roommate means: Nestle commercial jingles, limp bizkit, ramstein, indian bollywood shit, and johnny cash. "I was a model in india." In america this means: He was a malnourished scandinavian woman who's too pretty to worry about getting a real job. My roommate means: I have no fucking clue. "I dated a stripper in New York." In america this means: He's a trick. My roommate means: This was a highlight of his life. Here's a segment called "My roommate talks a lot of shit." "I dated a model in new york." "I dated a nude model in new york." "My ancestors were vikings." "In india I rode a motorcycle everywhere." Then later he spots my motorcycle helmets and asks "Are those skydiving helmets?" "Can you drive me to Fry's? I want to get a big screen tv." so I take him there and he stands in front of the TV's like Im supposed to buy one or something. Last time i drive him anywhere. Also one time he wanted me to introduce him to some girls, so I took him to a bar in san francisco with not one, not two, but THREE batchlorette parties and he came out empty handed. Oh and the funniest thing was when he had to go "Get ready" and he put on a club shirt and the skinniest jeans ive ever seen on a dude. And not that dressing like that is EVER okay, but keep in mind we're going to a fucking bar. This is a computer software engineer, btw. The next day he talked about how that was nothing and how in new york one time he and three of his friends dropped $3,000 at a strip club. I guess I was supposed to be impressed. And the day after that he decided he was going to get married in the next two years, and his mom was tracking down a wife for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Does he sound like apu? Cuz thats how Im reading what he says to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vw6RgIf6epQ#t=21s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Does he sound like apu? Cuz thats how Im reading what he says to you really? because in my mind im imagining bobby jindal. bobby jindal seems like the type of dude to spend thousands of tax payer dollars on whores and strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 freakeenyc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 They're probably just pooping back and forth forever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 A couple of observations from moving furniture for people from India or Pakistan. They roll in packs like 15 deep on moving day. They are cheap and will not tip. Not the cleanest or most prepared bunch. Craigslist is a hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Letting there kids play on the road naked, Toyota Camry's, super tight, spitting while talking, not eating beef. thinking they are hectic but there pussies, stinking out the neighborhood every night at 6pm, onions and other vegetables on garage floor and washing clothes with no detergent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 Things russell peters says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 slumdog millionaire was rad, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I cant tell if you all are being ironic or not… Way to go, racism! If theres one thing Americans are really good at, its (negative) racial profiling! (Get it?) A lot of cultures dont tip btw… Can you believe it? People get paid actual wages to work so they dont have to rely on the generosity of strangers because theres laws in place to stop employers exploiting staff or its culturally unacceptable, in places outside the USA. Can you believe it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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