ipod90 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 ^ propd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 of course, because of the implication... i've heard houseboats are the trailers of the water. then again, i think it'd be fucking cool to live on one. I was under the impression that they were one step below living in a trailer park. At least in a trailer your house doesn't bob up and down all night while you're trying to sleep every time it rains. And WTF are you supposed to do when there's a serious storm or hurricane? You live on a fucking house boat. You most likely have no family to stay with much less money for a hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 if i had a hoose boat i'd just sail aboot the place like fuckin' nae cunts business catching dogs all day long for my breakfast, lunch, and dinner... fuckin' water gypsy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 you take it and sell it/live on it or invest money in it. its being given to you and its worth money, at the very least you could sell it, as is for very cheap and its still 100% profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 ^ that how the fuck did this even get to two pages? it is a free house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 A houseboat huh? Got a mattress for it? Been working my way through this show for the first time lately, absolutely loving it. It was never broacast in England I dont think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 ^ that how the fuck did this even get to two pages? it is a free house Houseboats are a pretty hard sell. They take a lot of money and maintenance. Dude would probably have to fix it up in order to flip it at all, especially during a recession when people aren't exactly lining up looking for projects to waste money on. So the whole time he's hanging on to this POS hoping to sell it, he's gonna have to pay rent to the dock. There's a reason why oldhead just wants to get rid of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Isn't there a rule where you have to be a retired detective, with a drinking problem, who still has info relative to an unsolved case to live on a house boat? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 one life to live mate if you can fix it up relatively cheaply and afford it go for it but seriously are the dollars you're talking reality dollars or pipedream dollars? though is it on a lake or a river i.e could you move it or are you landlocked so to speak? nah serious go for it chicks dig houseboats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Houseboats are a pretty hard sell. They take a lot of money and maintenance. Dude would probably have to fix it up in order to flip it at all, especially during a recession when people aren't exactly lining up looking for projects to waste money on. So the whole time he's hanging on to this POS hoping to sell it, he's gonna have to pay rent to the dock. There's a reason why oldhead just wants to get rid of it. ah, fair enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Isn't there a rule where you have to be a retired detective, with a drinking problem, who still has info relative to an unsolved case to live on a house boat? the ladies man also lived on a houseboat he called it "the skanktuary" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I think you should do it. and the houseboats are worse than trailers thing is kind of bullshiit. I've seen some baller ass houseboats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I think you should do it. and the houseboats are worse than trailers thing is kind of bullshiit. I've seen some baller ass houseboats. Yeah, if you can afford the dock and throwing some money into it I'd go for it. Boats are fun as hell. I wouldn't do it if it would mean ditching the apartment in favor of living on the boat, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I think you should do it. and the houseboats are worse than trailers thing is kind of bullshiit. I've seen some baller ass houseboats. But they're still houses on a boat. And it's still the same type of people more or less who live in them. The way I look at it is people who actually buy a house boat tend to be the same kind of crackheads who would buy a trailer in a trailer park, only more gullible. Or possibly more high at the time. ^The above excludes rich people who just want a toy to party on. But c,mon son. I'm talking about people who actually live on houseboats. And aint no rich nigga lining to buy no piece of shit houseboat that needs mad work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Yeah, if you can afford the dock and throwing some money into it I'd go for it. Boats are fun as hell. I wouldn't do it if it would mean ditching the apartment in favor of living on the boat, however. No offence and all... But the only thing that should be coming out your mouth on this matter is telling Dawood to drop in with his advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 do houseboats have basements? if not, where are you going to put the homo dungeon? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 You might see first-hand some dogwhales, that's worth the purchase right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Wait, you mean people buy boats, dock them, and then live on them like an apartment? Where the fuck have I been, I guess not hanging out with the right tax brackets in either direction. I say take the fucking thing and if it becomes too burdensome sink the bitch. Problem solved, but it could be a hell of a party spot just dont live on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 makes thread about a free house boat. posts no flicks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 There's no such thing as a free houseboat. ---Soup from Should I take up an offer on a free houseboat?, A Channel Zero Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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