TheShaneCo. Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Missed 3 fucking trains saturday because of this bull shit. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/new-york-city-subway-deaths_n_1222717.html First snow of the season and 4 people are gonna kill their delf? And one of them is gonna leave their head on the fucking platform? Real mature guys... Real mature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Delf has been dead for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 Twaddling yo delf sounds good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 WARNING: MAY TWADDLE DELF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 clocks ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 On Saturday evening, the fourth death took place on the L line in Manhattan. The New York Daily News reports that at about 10 p.m., a man's head was spotted between a subway car and platform within the Sixth Avenue station. HAHAHA WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 damn this sucks ): rip delf ): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 thats funny, kids in asian countries were doing this 10yrs ago... they made a "fictional" movie about it then it wasnt cool anymore i guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Disappoint. Not hundreds of asian schoolgirls at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I think it was South Korea where the cool thing to do was kill yourself by drinking a particular chemical that makes your body release poisonous gasses after you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 fucking truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 It's like I should have a snappy comment to make on this but just can't, I must be slipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullCanofAmmo Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I think it was South Korea where the cool thing to do was kill yourself by drinking a particular chemical that makes your body release poisonous gasses after you die. I'm pretty sure that was Japan, there was a big trend in suicide by poison and gases awhile back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 thats funny, kids in asian countries were doing this 10yrs ago... they made a "fictional" movie about it then it wasnt cool anymore i guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 vasst... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 shits no joke tho on the real. iv had to deal with a live in girlfriend that was suicidal. and not on some "ahhhhhhhhh fuck you im gonna kill myself" type retarded shit. on some "no everythings ok babe" next hing i know im waking up to a blue lipped convulsing girl dying 3 inches beside me type shit. happened bout 4 times all closer to death than the last. i couldnt call paramedics for personal reasons so i kept her alive sometimes taking as long as 10 days until full recovery. she would take perscription pills. the worst being, get ready for it, 200-2mg ativans... and somehow lived. during the last one, with the ativans, i had no choice but to take her in. after she was released she was still a zombie x 100 and i by my own hand gave her 1 sleeping pill to help sleep off the rest, keep in mind this was NINE days following her overdose. and i thought it was something she had been prescribed in the passed, but i had got it from a buddy. she collapsed and started going into cardiac arrest. had no choice but to call ambulance, by the time they got there her blood pressure was so slow the guy was like hypnotized trying to figure out how low it really was they snapped out of it in a hurryed panic and him and the other one jammed an air tube down her throat like a fucking rail spike. rushed her into the ambulance, i follow the cherries n sirens in my ride. ambulance stops randomly on some street as another ambulance is pulled over n i have zero idea whats going on. two other ambulance guys jump out of the parked one into hers. ambulance aint movin. im trippin. thing starts drivin i pull up beside them they roll window down n tell me they were "emergency life support workers" like some higher paramedic shit, they say shes fine and shes talking. im thinkin in my head "fuck that shes talkin i just seen these fools shove an inch wide indpipe down her mouth shes dead" get to the emergency entrance theres a nurse standing outside waiting to get doors open for her etcand i stop n get out, they say "sir, can you go and park your car and come in thru the main entrance" now im like "fuck that shes fuckin dead and i aint movin till i see her" they start pulling her out, shes alive. turned out her body was rejecting the air tube down her throat so during the trip they had to shove tubes down her nose and they revived her. cause of milliseconds from death, bad pill reaction. she never was on the type of sleeping pill i gave her and had they showed up 5 minutes later shed have already been dead. cool story br0 :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 ^stop taking drugs and get new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 DID NOT READ WHAT ELSE IS NEW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 shits no joke tho on the real. iv had to deal with a live in girlfriend that was suicidal. and not on some "ahhhhhhhhh fuck you im gonna kill myself" type retarded shit. on some "no everythings ok babe" next hing i know im waking up to a blue lipped convulsing girl dying 3 inches beside me type shit. happened bout 4 times all closer to death than the last. i couldnt call paramedics for personal reasons so i kept her alive sometimes taking as long as 10 days until full recovery. she would take perscription pills. the worst being, get ready for it, 200-2mg ativans... and somehow lived. during the last one, with the ativans, i had no choice but to take her in. after she was released she was still a zombie x 100 and i by my own hand gave her 1 sleeping pill to help sleep off the rest, keep in mind this was NINE days following her overdose. and i thought it was something she had been prescribed in the passed, but i had got it from a buddy. she collapsed and started going into cardiac arrest. had no choice but to call ambulance, by the time they got there her blood pressure was so slow the guy was like hypnotized trying to figure out how low it really was they snapped out of it in a hurryed panic and him and the other one jammed an air tube down her throat like a fucking rail spike. rushed her into the ambulance, i follow the cherries n sirens in my ride. ambulance stops randomly on some street as another ambulance is pulled over n i have zero idea whats going on. two other ambulance guys jump out of the parked one into hers. ambulance aint movin. im trippin. thing starts drivin i pull up beside them they roll window down n tell me they were "emergency life support workers" like some higher paramedic shit, they say shes fine and shes talking. im thinkin in my head "fuck that shes talkin i just seen these fools shove an inch wide indpipe down her mouth shes dead" get to the emergency entrance theres a nurse standing outside waiting to get doors open for her etcand i stop n get out, they say "sir, can you go and park your car and come in thru the main entrance" now im like "fuck that shes fuckin dead and i aint movin till i see her" they start pulling her out, shes alive. turned out her body was rejecting the air tube down her throat so during the trip they had to shove tubes down her nose and they revived her. cause of milliseconds from death, bad pill reaction. she never was on the type of sleeping pill i gave her and had they showed up 5 minutes later shed have already been dead. cool story br0 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 man that just sounds like a real life sex doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CILONE/SK Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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