En Sabah Nur Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 it was like... i was somewhere on kind of a ledge over a beach, and my dad fell asleep so i went in the water... and on the way back there was this giant fish kinda trapped in the inlet where i was gonna get out of the water so i thought i'd pick it up with my hands and be awesome and go show it off then i realized it wasn't a fish but some kind of dolphiny thing. just looked like a slug and felt like an octopus to me, but everywhere i walked with it people were like "awww a dolphin iguanafish whatever" and i went down some kind of corridor that had a bunch of hippos or something butting me against the wall, and there were a lot of waves and bigger versions of the thing i was carrying so i was gonna let him go there... but then there were all these people watching. and so i was going down like this narrow passage with all these marvelling tourists, and i started to feel weird about it... so i go around the building and start to realize that some company had just funneled all this water in there to make it look like some natural area to make money so i kept walking til i saw the actual ocean, and i had to go up this hill that was kinda back where i started. and the water was running down the hill from the ocean next to me, through a big chain link fence... but the top of the hill was kinda blocked off... so the only place that was a small enough drop to put the animal into the water had a bunch of water rushing down hill through a chain link fence. at this point, in my mind or whatever, the animal was turning into a small dog. but it was still supposedly an aquatic creature of some sort. so i bend over and drop it down into the water... and there's crowds of people all "awwww..." but then they realize that it's stuck against the flow of water into the fence and can't get up far enough to turn the corner and go back out into the ocean. so then i have to climb down the wall, pick it up, and carry it to where it can swim away. and there was much applause and camera flashing. then i heard a facebook blip. aquatits: p.s. I thought there was a "post your dreams" thread but I couldn't find one. If not, then I guess... let this be it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 The last dream I remember was making a lunch consisting of a sandwich wrapped in that white deli paper, and putting it in the fridge with one of those old time glass jugs of milk. Naturally I woke up pissed off to find my fridge only has plastic milk containers in it, and no sandwich at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 ^ no sandwich? more like a nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Your dream wasn't really about dogs or dolphins, it was about the corporate lobbyists paying the Republicans to run scam on us all while destroying the earth. And FYI dolphins evolved from dogs*, not the other way around. *Dog like animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I had a threesome dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 ^Elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Foie gras, truffles, and smoked salmon all on one plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 endless toiletpaper rolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 there are 58 threads in ch0 w dream in the tittie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 i had 58 titties in my dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 lol'd yeah i was watching Dogs Decoded on netflix... 5 minutes in the narrator goes, "Nobody will argue that dogs come from wolves" nearly fell off the couch laughing there was no explaining this to my girlfriend who sat there looking at me strangely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I dreamed that I killed my entire family once. It was tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I had a threesome dream. dog+whale+50million = evolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 11, 2012 Author Share Posted January 11, 2012 there are 58 threads in ch0 w dream in the tittie i did ctrl+F on the first four pages and decided if it wasn't that high, i'm safe to regard it as dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 you searched the titles but you did not search the tittie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 "There is nothing more boring than to hear someone else describe a dream." -George Carlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 DOGWHALE. HAHA SOUNDS SO FUNNY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I HAD A DREAM THAT MY OOOOOOOTNZ WAS WORKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 i had a dream that i sent a message to freddy kreuger on facebook asking him not to kill me in my sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 i apologize for the dumb bump, but see if you can spot the oontzer on reddit here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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