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Local Crazies

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Every town has 'em

 

There is a woman in town here that is always wearing (new) full camo gear that rarely matches. year-round

There's an old guy who wears an old and busted tuxedo (complete with a top hat) that rides around on a bike that is pretty much held together with bungee cords and duct tape. He kicks it with some lady that has fake flowers and junk strapped to her bike who plays violin for cashmoney during the summer. I don't see either of them during the winter.

 

Growing up there was a glue sniffer who looked like a straight up neanderthal. Dude always scared me.

A buddy of mine told me about a guy in his town who eventually got arrested for holding people up at gunpoint for their garbage

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There used to be a guy in my neighborhood that would ride around on one of those bikes that the messican icey guys use, with his dog following behind him and a tiny monkey in a basket on the front.

 

We didnt really think the guy was crazy (just a little odd i guess) until one day someone in the park asked him to pet his monkey, to which he responded by literally hurling the little thing at the dude and it went ape shit (no pun intended). Im talkin this monkey ripped up poor dudes face scratching, biting, etc.

 

Only saw the guy one time after that, and he added a parrot to his brigade of animals.

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b town gangster-a schizophrenic who walks around with a skirt and argues with himself.

 

flamingo lady-rides around a pink bike with a flamingo strapped to it and steals from A LOT of places

 

I'm sure there's a million others in my city

 

I also knew this kid who wears something orange every single day of his life since like 2nd grade.

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pillowhead.

 

gangs of bums that tell jokes.

 

aggro tranny hookers.

 

bradly the beers for introducing a band bum.

 

pretty much my city is full of crazy people that talk to themselves cause no one else will listen.

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this one-legged, old alchoholic guy rolls locally around in a wheelchair shouting at everyone, rolling in the middle of the road in front of buses and shit. if anyone says anything he flips out on them. this thread would be better with flicks or videos

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Homeless woman in the neighborhood i work in. Every week or so she has on some new really nice clothes. If shes not standing on the sidewalk drinking a pint of vodka or falling down, she passed out in her own piss in front of or, strangely, inside of the Bank of America "Swipe debit card to enter" atm room.

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Brother Ron and his Godmobile.

An old Vietnam vet who's crazy religious.

He rigged up an intercom system to his 70's station wagon and drives around ALL THE TIME blaring religious nonsense

 

Brother Ron

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Theres this old redneck dude, probably a nam vet as well that walks through the hood and eveyone calls him Rayman.

 

Dude wears the same clothes and has a dirty ass dog that follows him everywhere, he does do little shit for the hood like put peoples trash cans back and such.

 

Theres more but ill come back in a bit

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A guy that genuinely believes he is the twin son of the sun wrote me a two page letter and hand delivered it to my work. Amongst other things he affirmed that 2012 is indeed going to be the end of the world, and mentioned randomly that he used to play football when he was a child.

 

Out here in the sticks, people are pretty strange.

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Oi!

 

Do you remember Frank, Decy?

 

We used to have some awesome tramps, they're all gone now.

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I have a crazy guy near mine that walks around in tops with massive Jesus slogans on and he appraoches you and chats complete nonsense.

 

How long ago was Frank? I only been here 3 or 4 years.

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I remember Frank. He is Fraterapers brother in law and yes, he is pretty crazy.

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Ahhh before your time then, he used to sing opera in the John Frost Sq tunnel, he's at the end of a Dub War album, bless him.

 

That guy you're on about, his name is Pierre, he fills up water cooler bottles and empties them in the river off town bridge by the Riv to make it cleaner. He was into recycling before it was cool too, he used to have shopping trolleys filled with plastic bags and just used to push them around. Have you seen the old ORANGE dude who rides a bike and wears the shortest short shorts no matter what the weather is?

 

My friend used to live behind a half way house, one night she was drawing the curtains and there was a man stood on her shed looking into her window, completely naked jacking off, that went on for MONTHS.

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fuck thats a long wank!!

 

Yea seen short shorts guy, there is some crazy bitch walks around my area looking like a bat shit crazy hooker (probably is)

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I knew there was more in the brain cavity;

I met this special forces vet who lives in the woods outside of st paul year round; i was just mtn biking and stumbled upon his little encampment. Dude had some STORIES...

Ans another dude that very poorly plays bongo and tells you about the truth to the universe and uses "proofs" from a notebook FILLED with handwritten number strings.

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fuck thats a long wank!!

 

Yea seen short shorts guy, there is some crazy bitch walks around my area looking like a bat shit crazy hooker (probably is)

 

hah

 

Clearly you don't spend a lot of time in Pill, they're all like that. There's a black guy called 'Uggie' who air boxes like Rocky while jogging, that always makes me laugh.

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