CILONE/SK Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 i never wanted to fuck a spider also i do not have a dick Knowing that you are the sort that does not have a penis, I thought you were implying that a spider fucked you when I first read this. I also thought that , that does not make sense. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 6, 2012 Author Share Posted January 6, 2012 Lol, hot water has less dissolved oxygen than cold water, which is probably why it freezes faster. Starting with hot water reduces the quality of coffee/tea being brewed. Yeah, an English friend of mine gave me hell for using hot water for that very reason. He said to never reheat water, always start with fresh, COLD water. He's also missing half of his teeth, so I am sometimes hesitant to heed his advice. i'm fae Scotland dick heed Fack you, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 if you shag them up against the edge of a cliff they push back harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Q. How do the scots practice safe sex? A. By painting x's on the sides of sheep that kick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 I also keep a cup of soapy water in the sink that I let forks, spoons, knives, etc. . . soak in until I get a chance to do the dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Warm water from the tap means the water came from the Hot water tank, which is fucking disgusting. I only use cold water unless i am in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 My old iPod was named Mr. White and phone (bluetooth) was Mr. Violet then the new one was Mr. Black, my router at my mom's is Funcrusher Plus, my work router is HAL 9000, my apt router is Deep Thought, my laptop is CRM-114... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 I don't hate tap water, I just don't use water from the hot tap...because it's icky. Dude please stop using the word 'icky', unless your a 6 year old girl... And warm tap water is fine....man up. Kids are drinking out of puddles in africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavamonstermisty Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 I use the word icky... :( I tear all of my food up in to small bites then eat...it looks strange when I do it with things like hamburgers.. c.c; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 ^^ My daughter take food apart when she eats. Like a sandwich or pizza. Strange I wake my cats up in the middle of the day just because they wake me up in the middle of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macabre T. Strongbody Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 squeeze zits and won't touch my face again till I've cleaned my hands of all puss, as not to infect other pores. crazy borderline orgasm satisfaction out of finding a mystery blackhead that turns out to be a whopper of hard yellowed spaghetti like play-doe puss/string/nodule puss. zitfetishoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 That's really fucking gross but popping huge blackheads is cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Whenever im eating something and theres something on the plate i dont feel like eating ie, broccoli or something like that il eat it and get it over with, then eat the rest of the good stuff like it was never there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hill billy Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Think a lot of people do that. I did it last Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I don't mind drinking hot tap water in coffee/tea, but God forbid I accidentally turn on warm water when I'm brushing my teeth in the morning. Weird, I won't brush my teeth in cold water. Has to be warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Ok. . . might be official that I'm the only one who does this. :D No, you're not. When I make noodles or anything that has to be boiled at work I always nab from the hot tap off our coffee machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I have lapped filthy water from a hoof print and I was glad to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 i look through my old posts that I forgot I wrote and laugh at my own jokes and agree with myself. also, I'm so gangly that my arm swings can't keep up with my walking. resulting in an odd bouncy arm motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 If I get up in the middle of the night I sit down on the toilet to take a piss. . . otherwise I'll piss all over the floor and I'm sick of cleaning it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 What?! ^ Not normal bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Sometimes when I'm super hungover I sit down because it makes me feel less likely to puke all over the toilet and myself. I don't have any shame in admitting this. I have vomited and pissed at the same time before, but it was outside and only my shoes suffered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 What?! ^ Not normal bro. I know, I know. . . but it beats cleaning up piss all the time, and having my own bathroom smell like a public urinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 shower with my glasses on. play music whilst showering. use my phone whilst shitting. take long 20 min shits to make sure the stomach is empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Sometimes I sit when I piss, but that is only when I am playing a game on my phone and plan on sitting on the toilet for awhile. When you have 3 kids, sometimes the toilet is the most peaceful place in the house. . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Read on the shitter until my legs fall asleep and then realize I'm done shitting. This turned into the weird shit you do in the bathroom thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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