seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 when im god, im going to make it so every female is born with a lower back tattoo. to avoid the possability of fat ugly girls with really big tattoos, like a giant tank or something, im also going to make all women be beautiful from now on. thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 but they have to be beautiful werks of art, not just some wack butterfly or a copied tribal. that shit is white trash. but what i really love on the women, is half sleeves full of color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 dude, of course not. the tattoos will be as fresh as the girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 and they have to have the little point on the bottom that dips down the the cute little ass crack just a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 yeah dude, totally. and they're gonna have fresh breasts as well. the tattoos will all be different and individual, but they will all be fresh as hell. oh, i should also point out that not a single tattoo will be of an indian (especially if its a white girl) or a cartoon character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Hell, my girl has a lower back piece. I can dig it. I'm really trying to keep her away from the needle though. It's a big stuggle with us. I get tattooed all the time, and she keeps giving me shit 'cause I won't let her get another one. See, the way I look at it, is- I got a nasty, bumpy, hairy fleshpiece covering my bones...why not color it in? She has a perfect body with perfect skin. No, really. She does. Flawless. She wants all these random little tats on her, you've all seen that girl..one on the lower back, one on the shoulder, one on the hip, one on the ankle, one on the....... I'm trying to convince her that a Half-sleeve would be the way to go if she wants more ink....I'm also trying to convince her to let me do it. I think she's coming around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 haha. i knew this guy in high school that got drunk and got a tattoo of a dream catcher on his arm.. hahaha. so everytime i see one hanging up on the mirror of a white trash car amongst all the fast food trash on the dash, i think of how stupid a dreamcatcher would be as a tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Just give em nice feet. It's a must. Beer, El Mamerro PS: AND HOT TITS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 ....but how will we be able to gauge beauty without having ugly?....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 if you give me a magazine with a 100 beautiful women in it, trust me, i'll know they're all beautiful. besides, im not gonna change guys, they will still be ugly as ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 ...oh i see, so this is going from this point on...so basically we will have an archetype in our heads of ugly is thus we will also worship seeking and the beautiful girls he has created for the race of man...see cause thats what i was saying, i wouldnt know winnona's beauty if i couldnt also have large marge bagging my groceries...ya dig...ya need one to have the other, unless ofcourse you plant that in our heads somehow...either way ill take one winonna please...r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 seeking would be god and we would all worship him for the mass amounts of beauty that he created and the devil would be your large marge and every body would know that she is evil because she is the antithesis of seeking and his nymphs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL51/461250/567543/6243830.ptp'> http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL51/461250/567543/6243827.ptp'> http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL51/461250/567543/6243832.ptp'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 hey now, i dont want to be worshipped, i just want more hot girls with lower back tattoos. its not about me, its about them. worship them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 permission denied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 in process of finding a good photo server.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 So while you guys go for all the abundant beautiful girls, I'll go for the few busted ugly ones left. Then I'm gonna be the cool guy for being different and innovative, and the standard for beautiful will shift over to ugliness. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 if sleeping with really hot girls makes me a follower, tell me where to line up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence besides, im not gonna change guys, they will still be ugly as ever. thats bullshit. i hate seeing old, ugly men with a hot,young thingy. why is it so important for girls to be perfect and well-maintained? jeez. i'm all for this "all girls must be beautiful" business, but if thats case, then god's rule also has to include all men being hot too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 the girls should just be happy that theyre so hot and shut up. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. holy shit. when you least expect it, the beard rears his head and knocks you down. i see your point man, it does make me sick too. and i guess i would feel like complete watching some hot girl fucking some fat ugly fucker. so the new rule will be that if you're an ugly guy, and especially a huge fat guy, you have to be a monk. and there wont be a 'board' that decides who is unfit to procreate, it will just be something that the men 'know.' like a primal urge. and they wont be bummed about it. there will be exceptions, but these exceptions will be very charismatic fat ugly guys, like biggie and my uncle bob. oh, and the women will age, they arent going to turn like 21, and stay looking like that forever, they will age, but they will age gracefully. it'll all work out, i swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 ....sweet....wheres the end of the line...r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 people will still die like normal. im not trying to change humanity as we know it, just make it better looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence So the new rule will be that if you're an ugly guy, and especially a huge fat guy, you have to be a monk. there will be exceptions, but these exceptions will be very charismatic fat ugly guys, like biggie and my uncle bob. And Ron Jeremy. It'd be such a waste otherwise. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 This new religion intrigues me....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 15, 2002 Author Share Posted January 15, 2002 its not really a religion, cause im not trying to change what anyone thinks... i just want there to be more beautiful women in the world. cause i mean, all women are beautiful in their own little way, but some of them could be a bit more beautiful ya know.... if i could make that happen without being god, i would. i just figure thats gonna be the position i could do the most good in. but if god has a 'weights and measurments' department, i would be just as happy to be the head of that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence when im god, im going to make it so every female is born with a lower back tattoo. to avoid the possability of fat ugly girls with really big tattoos, like a giant tank or something, im also going to make all women be beautiful from now on. thats all. you're hired! is it just me but does the mere site of one of those tattoos give you a chubby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 15, 2002 Author Share Posted January 15, 2002 you might have had jacked up teeth in 'the craft' and 'waterboy', but its ok girl, once they're biting down on the pillow as i plow through you from behind like a monster truck rally, i wont even be concerned... you look pretty enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 oh my lord..she is H - to the IZZO - T to the exclamation point to the third power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/802.jpg'> "MY FACE LOOKS LIKE DIARARRE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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