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when im god, im going to make it so every female is born with a lower back tattoo.

 

to avoid the possability of fat ugly girls with really big tattoos, like a giant tank or something, im also going to make all women be beautiful from now on.

 

thats all.

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but they have to be beautiful werks of art, not just some wack butterfly or a copied tribal. that shit is white trash.

but what i really love on the women, is half sleeves full of color.

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and they have to have the little point on the bottom that dips down the the cute little ass crack just a little bit.

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yeah dude, totally. and they're gonna have fresh breasts as well. the tattoos will all be different and individual, but they will all be fresh as hell.

 

oh, i should also point out that not a single tattoo will be of an indian (especially if its a white girl) or a cartoon character.

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Hell, my girl has a lower back piece. I can dig it. I'm really trying to keep her away from the needle though. It's a big stuggle with us. I get tattooed all the time, and she keeps giving me shit 'cause I won't let her get another one.

See, the way I look at it, is- I got a nasty, bumpy, hairy fleshpiece covering my bones...why not color it in? She has a perfect body with perfect skin. No, really. She does. Flawless. She wants all these random little tats on her, you've all seen that girl..one on the lower back, one on the shoulder, one on the hip, one on the ankle, one on the.......

I'm trying to convince her that a Half-sleeve would be the way to go if she wants more ink....I'm also trying to convince her to let me do it. I think she's coming around.

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haha. i knew this guy in high school that got drunk and got a tattoo of a dream catcher on his arm.. hahaha. so everytime i see one hanging up on the mirror of a white trash car amongst all the fast food trash on the dash, i think of how stupid a dreamcatcher would be as a tattoo.

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Just give em nice feet. It's a must. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

 

 

 

 

PS: AND HOT TITS!!!!

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if you give me a magazine with a 100 beautiful women in it, trust me, i'll know they're all beautiful.

 

besides, im not gonna change guys, they will still be ugly as ever.

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...oh i see, so this is going from this point on...so basically we will have an archetype in our heads of ugly is thus we will also worship seeking and the beautiful girls he has created for the race of man...see cause thats what i was saying, i wouldnt know winnona's beauty if i couldnt also have large marge bagging my groceries...ya dig...ya need one to have the other, unless ofcourse you plant that in our heads somehow...either way ill take one winonna please...r

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seeking would be god and we would all worship him for the mass amounts of beauty that he created and the devil would be your large marge and every body would know that she is evil because she is the antithesis of seeking and his nymphs.

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hey now, i dont want to be worshipped, i just want more hot girls with lower back tattoos. its not about me, its about them. worship them.

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So while you guys go for all the abundant beautiful girls, I'll go for the few busted ugly ones left. Then I'm gonna be the cool guy for being different and innovative, and the standard for beautiful will shift over to ugliness. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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if sleeping with really hot girls makes me a follower, tell me where to line up.

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

 

besides, im not gonna change guys, they will still be ugly as ever.

 

thats bullshit. i hate seeing old, ugly men with a hot,young thingy. why is it so important for girls to be perfect and well-maintained? jeez.

 

i'm all for this "all girls must be beautiful" business, but if thats case, then god's rule also has to include all men being hot too.

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Guest beardo

the girls should just be happy that theyre so hot and shut up. :crazy:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. holy shit. when you least expect it, the beard rears his head and knocks you down.

 

 

i see your point man, it does make me sick too. and i guess i would feel like complete watching some hot girl fucking some fat ugly fucker.

 

so the new rule will be that if you're an ugly guy, and especially a huge fat guy, you have to be a monk. and there wont be a 'board' that decides who is unfit to procreate, it will just be something that the men 'know.' like a primal urge. and they wont be bummed about it. there will be exceptions, but these exceptions will be very charismatic fat ugly guys, like biggie and my uncle bob.

 

oh, and the women will age, they arent going to turn like 21, and stay looking like that forever, they will age, but they will age gracefully.

 

it'll all work out, i swear.

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people will still die like normal. im not trying to change humanity as we know it, just make it better looking.

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

So the new rule will be that if you're an ugly guy, and especially a huge fat guy, you have to be a monk. there will be exceptions, but these exceptions will be very charismatic fat ugly guys, like biggie and my uncle bob.

 

 

 

And Ron Jeremy. It'd be such a waste otherwise. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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