Soup forgot his password Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I told my vegan/yogi supertennant that burning man sucked. She kicked me out of the house. Her vagina smells like pachouli oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 i don't want my toast half untoasted and half burnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 i wish i had a toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 if she knows you're gay what the problem? "who are you again? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup forgot his password Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 I told my vegan/yogi supertennant that burning man sucked. She kicked me out of the house. More like chorizo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 I am the KING of this, I do it allllllll the fucking time......almost weekly! 1.I say to this dude at work as a joke "ya well your moms a whore" as a total joke she died of cancer 9 days before, it was his first day back to work. I just asked my wife and she said "you do it so much that I don't even keep track of them" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 i tried to wipe a mole off this girls neck once, all she said was "...please stop". the most awkward moment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 /\/\that is my favorite so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 i tried to wipe a mole off this girls neck once, all she said was "...please stop". the most awkward moment haha reminds me of when i was in highschool, a girl had a mole on her leg that looked exactly like a fly (from a small distance). i noticed and told her "hold still for a sec, just dont move your leg" she did and i slapped her thigh pretty hard. turns out she had been ridiculed about that for years and yelled her lungs out at me. we dont talk anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 On a white water rafting school trip in middle school this girl was wearing a swim suit that was made for large breasts. She did not have these at the time and I was clowning how she had no tits to fill the suit. I did not realize she was right behind me listening to the shit I was saying until I turned around and she was crying. I still feel like an asshole for that one but ironically she has massive breasts now. Sorry about that, if I could I would take back what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 you're just apologizing cause you think there's a chance you can play with her big ol jumblies now. don't lie. you don't mean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Had a super flaming waiter at the Olive Garden..........made a reallllllllly rude remark about him.He was standing next to me.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Did it involve him using their famous breadsticks for sexual stimulation? /NewHampshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 On a white water rafting school trip in middle school What kind of shit is this? While you were making miss no tits cry on this trip, my school was on the "how to get home without being mugged by Mr HIV+ sawed off shotgun trip". Some kids get all the luck:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Did it involve him using their famous breadsticks for sexual stimulation? /NewHampshire The breadsticks they pee on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 making a bad taste joke about domestic violence in the company of a woman whose husband beat her on the regular. found out on way home about it. now my girlfriend has the stop word i hear "jellybean" in a conversation when i'm not talking about jellybeans I stop. saved my arse twice so far This is genius! I need a conversation safe word for my wife, she has all kinds of stupid bohemian hippy wannabe shithead hipster friends and acquaintances and I'm constantly putting my foot in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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