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i hear the pros in Prague are clean and hot.

 

ive only been to one brothel in prague, but from what i saw they were absolutely fithly. like seriously overweight b-team african girls who smelled like shit. having said that the dudes i was with had no problems smashing them.

 

the strippers however, if you pay those or the cabaret girls enough, then they would make some awesome whores. half are 9/10 without a second doubt.

 

also, amsterdam. the girls are usually italian, spanish or eastern european. some of them are fucking incredible, as i found out a couple days ago, its only 50euros for 20mins depending on the girls. value considering ive spent a lot more on getting womens drunk.

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Weegie pros *shudder*

 

Where's Rolf?

 

glesgae tutes would give good gummys as very few of them actually have teeth...

 

edit* i actually remember a pro in glasgow tried to pressure sale me her box

 

she was like; "here pal? you lookin' fir business?"

 

"fae you hen! pffft nae danger...."

 

then she started basically humping my leg goin' "aye ye are! aye ye are!"

 

i nearly had to run away...

 

shit was scary yo...

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If I could get a prostitute anywhere it would be just outside my door.

Why the fuck I want to go half way around the world to bust a nut?

 

this.

 

but i mean, i'm bored as FUUUUCK so i reckon it might be

some place like milan, or the south of france. like the dimest, dopest

ass bitch with fo-hunit dollar stilettos on and picture perfect back dimples.

but i also reckon you could find a bitch just like that in yer local 700 dollar

a night hotel bar/club, drop roofy on that bitch, wait for it.......then slay for free?

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