nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 i know, a drug thread, but this ones legal.... http://www.erowid.org/plants/kratom/kratom.shtml http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kratom from what i gather so far: Kratom is a legal opiate for the masses. much cheaper than methadone and suboxone, this drug will help people go through opiate withdrawal easier... so if you're bangin smack and cant find none, this is for you. at low doses its a stimulant, but at higher doses it acts like a sedative. Just bought some of this shit to kill some boredom. Hope I don't die. the guy at the head shop told me "It's like taking a pain pill, without the itchies. And you may have a little energy too." Anyone heard of this, is it worth a damn, etc... ? Bout to try it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Any drug with a cartoon mascot on the package has to be legit, so go ahead and exceed recommended dosage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Sounds and looks like a fail. "One brand "Krypton Kratom" was linked to the deaths of nine people in Sweden during 2010-2011." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kratom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Any drug with a cartoon mascot on the package has to be legit, so go ahead and exceed recommended dosage. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 :D yeah i know it looks like that spice shit. but this aint potpourri sprayed with a synthetic chemical. this is a plant extract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Id rather spend my money on Kraken. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Post pics of you mainlining this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 PUT THE BEAST IN YOUR BELLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Id rather spend my money on Ernie McCracken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Or you could just smoke some real legit strains dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 interesting plant. Im waiting on some right now. low dose it acts like a stimulant. High doses it acts like an opiate. Pings on the opiate receptors. Active ingredients are reportedly some 30X stronger than morphine. Good for pain relief. Legal. Good for DTs, good for pain. Sounds like a win oh and you dont smoke this stuff. Its toss and wash, capsules, or tea. Another spot I read the tinctures or what have you are kinda weak and expensive. The powdered leaf is a better play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 :D yeah i know it looks like that spice shit. but this aint potpourri sprayed with a synthetic chemical. this is a plant extract. that shit isn't regulated by the fda, they're putting whatever they can while they can in it before they get shut down. they sell it as incense..... fake drugs are fake. but with the amount of people getting into this shit i'm rethinking bagging up and leaving around already vaped tumble weez for dumb kids to buy or drunk idiots to find and smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 I actually didn't buy the one with the cartoon mascot, but that brand was the only one I could find a picture of the product online. the one I bought was from this company: http://kratoms-ense.com/ The one I bought came in a shot size like a Five Hour Energy, I took it like 10 minutes ago and my stomach is all weird right now. Hopefully thats the pizza i ate earlier. Inside the bottle, the stuff you drink looks like ground up brown leafs mixed with water. The taste isnt so horrible that I wanna puke, but I did chase it with some juice. and bullshit tantrum: the fda doesn't scare me. and like any GOOD drug dealer, I imagine these people bottling this shit up were in it for profit, not to get laughed at. the guy at the store said it fucks you up, my boy acted like a fucking drunken irish fool on this shit last weekend when he drank with it, so i'm pretty certain it's intended effect will be there for the people who buy it, so they'll continue buying it. or yeah i mean, i could buy some of those vaped tumbleweeds off ya... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The fucking emoticons on that site, Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I took it like 10 minutes ago and my stomach is all weird right now. Hopefully thats the pizza i ate earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 about 20 minutes or so now. im starting to feel warm. and im noticing im typing much faster and i feel alert. and look ma* no typing errors. i feel like this is in the name of science. hope i catch a buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Ma* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eviltrailer77 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I wish I could prop you again mar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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publicenemyno.3 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 if you can buy it at a gas station and it isn't beer or whiskey, then it's probably not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 about 30 minutes: feels like i took a couple hydrocodones if it feels like an opiate at all. i mean im not high like i railed up some oxy, but i dont feel any pain right now. im pretty relaxed and it feels like im in warm water. like my blood got hotter. no itchy feeling yet i think im gonna get a few actual codones to potentiate this dragon chasing if this shit doesnt pick up the pace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 who doesn't like trucker speed and cock pills chased with 4 loco pre caffeine ban!?! like a raging horney bull. over and out. the fda isn't there to scare you. they're there to look at the people who are making the shit you put into your body that you buy from a disgusting pale pudgy acne scared fat beard guy at a porn/head shop next to the dildos and 420 cleaner. shit is different than spice but no doubt they aren't regulating the process or products they put into that shit yet and when they do i bet they'll get shut down. salvia is sold as an incense and the extracts are still probably at least poorly made. but if you want we can go behind the porn shop and huff some rush and smoke salvia and drink that shit and then go to the mall for some alien wearing a cat in the hat hat 42 inch bondage pants eh? what i mean is any over the counter "legal" "drug" is for juggalos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 what i mean is any over the counter "legal" "drug" is for juggalos. :lol: meth was once over the counter. look how good that turned out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The fucking emoticons on that site, Christ. Disgusting isnt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 if you can buy it at a gas station and it isn't beer or whiskey, then it's probably not for me. This. Is how I feel about all that legal weed, potpourri, corner bodega cheap legal high shit. Man up and go blow down a 40mg opana if u wanna feel something :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 i dont wanna feel opana withdrawals ever again actually, that shits straight her-ron. its been about 45 minutes and i've got to say, i don't feel bad at all. i feel like theres something warm in my stomach and its heating up bigger and bigger and im starting to feel like i actually took a drug. its very pleasant and calming. gradually it feels as though i didn't just waste $12.95. and... yep, its official, im gonna have to say that for about $10 you can get just as high as you could a full strength methadone, without the itchy feeling. Now to load the bong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 crazy timing on this thread. Mine just arrived 4oz premium dried/powdered bali leaf. Im about to toss back 14 grams I havent had any opiates in 8 weeks. I hope this works. Ill report back in a half hour hmm... problem. No scale. divide and conquor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 the last thing you said was your best idea yet. coke and hurron were over the counter too and so were slaves. but then again there weren't any juggalos so now what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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