Newer Bigger Better Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 And she survives!!!! Im only beginning to understand how crazy people from the uk are... But basically this doesn't seem too out of the ordinary. http://gawker.com/5865341/bored-boyfriend-buries-his-girlfriend-alive-but-she-lives Let's start with the good news: Michelina Lewandowska, a 27-year-old mother from Leeds, England, is physically fine after enduring a 300,000-volt tasering, imprisonment inside a computer box, and subsequent vivisepulture — aka premature burial — all at the hands of the father of her young son. The bad news is everything that comes after the word "fine" in the previous sentence. The father, 25-year-old Marcin Kasprzak, had a simple motive: He had grown bored with her. The case is now before a British criminal court, where they are learning the couple's story: The two had met six years ago in Poland and migrated to England, having a son together, Jakub, in the interim. He's now three. But Karprzak grew weary of Lewandowska, openly complaining to her that the girls he saw at the gym were better-looking. When he found a girl he liked better, he concocted a scenario to remove Lewandowska from the picture. With the help of an accomplice, 18-year-old Patryk Borys, Kasprzak tazed Lewandowska, then bound and gagged her with packing tape, and "imprisoned her in a box," prosecutor Jonathan Sharp told the court. It was a computer box, into which two air holes had been cut. The two men then loaded the box in the trunk of their car, drove it to a wooded area, and buried it in a shallow grave. They placed a tree, weighing approximately 85 pounds, on top of the grave, then drove to a supermarket ATM and withdrew money from Lewandowska's bank account. But Lewandowska had not been paralyzed by the tasering, as Karprzak assumed, and instead stayed silent through the ordeal. It took an hour, and "great difficulty," but she broke out of the box and waved down a passing car. And who knows. One day, after years of tutelage from a patient Shaolin monk, she might eventually get the bloody retribution she so desperately craves. In the meantime, it's in the hands of those guys in the ridiculous wigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Shocking... off to watch the Gator doco, cheers for the remionder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 I didn't understand most of those words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 She obviously knew that her boyfriend was a real dum-dum because instead of freaking out she just chilled through the whole thing, knowing she'd be able to get out of that shitty ass box and that her boyfriend would be too dumb to put it somewhere that she wouldn't be able to get out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 that's one way of getting rid of her but like life it's all about the follow thru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 schemin' ass female ... smart too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 when British people are in 'Merica everyone is fascinated by everything they do. Sometimes they do cool stuff, yes, but most of the time its just normal stuff. But they do it British. Being British is like being very good looking. Gets the advantage everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 what the fuck is this? Jakub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 also he should have joined 12oz for everday life tips and tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 when British people are in 'Merica everyone is fascinated by their horrible teeth. Sometimes they do cool stuff, yes, but they never brush there teeth. But they do it British. Being British is like having very fucked up teeth. There are no dentists anywhere. what I read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymindisgoo Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 gat, their polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 hhmmmm break up with her or attempt to murder her? Where's my bloody tazer!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 I only know like 2 British people and I've wanted to do this to half of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 insert standard daily mail immigration rant - damn polish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 just a man fed up with a fat bitch complaining all day about bleeding out of her cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 that must have been a very grave situation for her. bah-dum-tish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 i guess you could say she really got tazed and buried alive! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOBER-GENTLEMAN-ONER Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I only know like 2 British people and I've wanted to do this to half of them. Which half...top or bottom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 LEEDS PEOPLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Being English myself and born not far from Leeds, I am in no way disagreeing that English people aren't completely fucked up.....however, this people are clearly Polish immigrants, who I imagine to be even more fucked up than the English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 i guess you could say she really got tazed and buried alive! /thread Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zspk3e1asyI Umad...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOBER-GENTLEMAN-ONER Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Oh wait, they're Polish? No wonder he couldn't get rid of her the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trane1SFCking Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 ANARKY IN THE UK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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