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What would you want in your dream house?

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fridge that restocks itself with tasty things/beer on the daily - not too much but enough to be always able to whip up a nice meal!

exhaust fan in the roof of one of the bedrooms for painting indoors minus the fumes

decent fucking TV reception.....


some nice artwork

nice couches

self operating vacuum cleaner that just cruises around all day sucking up dirt when I'm out..

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I have been doing this since i was a kid, thinkin of cool shit to put inside a dope house


first off, treehouse fuck a house on the ground

to get in i will use a super fast elevator up the trunk of the tree

the first room will be a mudroom type dig for all my shoes boots ect., BUT it will have awsome scents pumped into it like cinnamon buns or bacon or dank trees so im always in a good mood

hot sluts everywhere, i guess im not alone with this

the kitchen will be its own wing as it will be an exact replica of kitchen stadium from iron chef plus all of the iron chefs so i can battle them at my pleasure

bedroom will have a magnetic bed like this, nothing else:



a pool with a beach in the middle and beached pirate ship with all the proper accouterments in it, cannons, poop deck, OH a bitch with a fat ass that is only there to get her poop deck swabbed

theres so much other shit perhaps i will come back to this thread

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I can't find the "bitches" or "sluts" section in any furniture catalogues. Ikea maybe? I dunno I'm hesitant to check that, I don't want to spend three hours assembling one and then have it randomly break a year or two later when I'm not even using it.

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