bourgeoisie Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 In the house: everything I want. On the property: a wave pool and a maze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 weed, pussy and rusto. I could live in a shack if i had that on deck there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Yep, wave pool, cinema, aquarium with mad sections so I could get fresh seafood 24/7, skatepark, shaping bay and mad sluts. In real life I'd be happy with a decent place with a well planned kitchen and pimping master bedroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 AND THAT'S WHY I NEVER TIP EM What do you guys think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 I think it's unkind. I would also want a courtyard with a big roman statue/fountain in the middle. And I'd want a marching band/goose parade to wake me up every morning, as they make their rounds of the courtyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Only the best room in the basement for my girl... Minus the beautiful wooden stairs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Because a pool in my house boat is way cooler than 'a hole in the floor' Loser. Well, I'm fat, you're ugly and this thread is dumb. So there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Real squawk... Couple of these suckers... For some of this action... Sike... :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrqog70QsU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 A decent length hallway/feature wall made out of these; http://www.grahamplumb.com/ivrea.html# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syracuse99 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 endless supply of oak, woodstove, and a jeep collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 i want this house haha^^ ,, UP was a good movie, a must see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 fridge that restocks itself with tasty things/beer on the daily - not too much but enough to be always able to whip up a nice meal! exhaust fan in the roof of one of the bedrooms for painting indoors minus the fumes decent fucking TV reception..... some nice artwork nice couches self operating vacuum cleaner that just cruises around all day sucking up dirt when I'm out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Ballroom, tennis court, and a foyer that has a glass floor with fish swimming below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 an amazing go cart track with dangerously overpowered go karts, and a billion dollar art collection:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 The Mortgage Satisfactions letter framed on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I have been doing this since i was a kid, thinkin of cool shit to put inside a dope house first off, treehouse fuck a house on the ground to get in i will use a super fast elevator up the trunk of the tree the first room will be a mudroom type dig for all my shoes boots ect., BUT it will have awsome scents pumped into it like cinnamon buns or bacon or dank trees so im always in a good mood hot sluts everywhere, i guess im not alone with this the kitchen will be its own wing as it will be an exact replica of kitchen stadium from iron chef plus all of the iron chefs so i can battle them at my pleasure bedroom will have a magnetic bed like this, nothing else: a pool with a beach in the middle and beached pirate ship with all the proper accouterments in it, cannons, poop deck, OH a bitch with a fat ass that is only there to get her poop deck swabbed theres so much other shit perhaps i will come back to this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I can't find the "bitches" or "sluts" section in any furniture catalogues. Ikea maybe? I dunno I'm hesitant to check that, I don't want to spend three hours assembling one and then have it randomly break a year or two later when I'm not even using it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 thats if you can put it together in the first place with those shitty instructions, you wouldn't want to do a botch job and have her vagina fall out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 That would be disastrous, must spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Try here instead... http://www.habitat.co.uk/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshat Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 a bowling alley would be cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FULLBLOWNAIDS(_)(_)::::D~ Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I would most probably like to have a mobile trailer, inside my house, that doubled as a meth lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 a great kitchen and a van full of retards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Try here instead... http://www.habitat.co.uk/ damn I thought they had gone bankrupt! The Bristol store closed down I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 An aquarium with an octopus and outside a large crop of corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 secret passageways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 A kush growhouse in da backyard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 The Chesapeake Bay so I can have all the blue crab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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