vanfullofretards Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I'd want a dumb waiter, urinal and an indoor pool, with a pool around the other pool, so it's like two pools in one. And i'd want a butler to greet me at the door and take my coat. I think this is a great thread idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 A dumbwaiter and a dumb waiter are two very different things. BACK IN THE VAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 QUAALUDES AND A BOAT LOAD OF TUMBLEWEEDS ...Throw in a hot messican maid who fucks for food and im set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanfullofretards Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 And I'd actually want my house on the water, like a boat. I want a house boat, with a pool in my house boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Why not cut a hole in the floor? There's water underneath the boat. I would like a storefront with a garden and workshop. Everything else would fall into place after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 Because a pool in my house boat is way cooler than 'a hole in the floor' Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 A panic room that I'd hold up in 24 hours a day while fapping and eating Herr's potato chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 a fountain that is filled with Jameson and gingerale, Naked bitches everywhere, and a movie theatre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Homo Dungeon in the basement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Let me make a serious contribution instead of making stupid remarks. I'd build a rape tunnel that led towards the kitchen, thus serving a dual purpose for all female guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 one normal sized remote control that works on everything in the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 A giant panda in a glass cage for my viewing pleasure, Alexander Skarsgård in a loin cloth at my beck and call, 12' by 12' bed with enough throw pillows to smother a large bear(bitches love throw pillows), a large bear, a room where the whole floor was one giant trampoline, the largest private collection of first editions known to man in the most ridiculously opulent library known to man, a kitchen only used to bake cakes, separate from the regular kitchen which would house Marco Pierre White who would have tantrums on demand, a collection of tiny things, a stool from the set of 'Cheers', a life sized mannequin of Ryan Gosling dressed as a penguin, a ride on vacuum cleaner, kittens(bitches love kittens), puppies(bitches love puppies), babies(bitches love babies), the worlds largest tea cup, a carpet maid from Nicholas Cages' body hair, a fog machine, Pavement playing 'grounded' over and over and over and over, the entrance to hell, a room where the walls are made of glass panels that are filled with luminous green goop Gene Wilder's corpse, a dog sized horse and a horse sized dog a while in the swimming pool, a whale dog, 16 nuns crocheting tea cosies, a lamp shaped like Alfred Hitchcock's head, a full sized theatre screening room with Steve Guttenberg as an usher a room filled with vending machines filled with coke and Hershey's two cross dressing midgets dressed as Dolly Parton and Cher, an original umpa lumpa bronze busts of all the characters from the Star Wars Trilogy(the prequels), and last but by no means least a dinner table that sits 260 people made entirely of monkey bones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 ^ thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 No tv. A comfy bed. A loud stereo. Lots of art supplies. And i guess internet so i can come here and remind.myself wh i dont like people very much at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 A hallway with the light up tiles from the Billie Jean music video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 • my dream house would be a penthouse, top floor, too high for traffic noise, fuck a house in the burbs or countryside • it would have window that overlooked a dope city and to be walking distance to hundreds of dope restaurants • It would have a few paintings and photos made by people I actually like • it would be laced with products designed by apple my iphone would function as a remote to control them all • it would be full of rad art, photography, and design books • A stereo that sounded good and a TV that didn't pick up actual TV channels, movies only, fuck TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 And instead of stairs, a slide, because you can't be sad or angry when going down a glazed aluminum, twisting slide like such as... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 4 Virgin hoez of varying ethnicities and educational backgrounds. You know, smart hoez. Doctors and philosophers and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 A giant panda in a glass cage for my viewing pleasure, Alexander Skarsgård in a loin cloth at my beck and call, 12' by 12' bed with enough throw pillows to smother a large bear(bitches love throw pillows), a large bear, a room where the whole floor was one giant trampoline, the largest private collection of first editions known to man in the most ridiculously opulent library known to man, a kitchen only used to bake cakes, separate from the regular kitchen which would house Marco Pierre White who would have tantrums on demand, a collection of tiny things, a stool from the set of 'Cheers', a life sized mannequin of Ryan Gosling dressed as a penguin, a ride on vacuum cleaner, kittens(bitches love kittens), puppies(bitches love puppies), babies(bitches love babies), the worlds largest tea cup, a carpet maid from Nicholas Cages' body hair, a fog machine, Pavement playing 'grounded' over and over and over and over, the entrance to hell, a room where the walls are made of glass panels that are filled with luminous green goop Gene Wilder's corpse, a dog sized horse and a horse sized dog a while in the swimming pool, a whale dog, 16 nuns crocheting tea cosies, a lamp shaped like Alfred Hitchcock's head, a full sized theatre screening room with Steve Guttenberg as an usher a room filled with vending machines filled with coke and Hershey's two cross dressing midgets dressed as Dolly Parton and Cher, an original umpa lumpa bronze busts of all the characters from the Star Wars Trilogy(the prequels), and last but by no means least a dinner table that sits 260 people made entirely of monkey bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 view, walk around balcony. hot tub and built in grill/fridge/sink, out door shower, pool. nothing fancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Oooontz server Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 a bowling alley would be cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 - One of those couches that goes around the walls. I want one that goes around 3 walls and also sticks out into the middle of the room. - Art supplies - covered hopper rail siding in the backyard. - skylights, lots of them - a dog - legos, a shitton of them - shag carpeting upstairs. - a menorah, i'm not jewish, but they're cool - big old dining room table - giant room for toy train layout - 3 housemates who don't suck and like to cook and do shit i like too. - a ginger wife with a fat ass. the reformed slut type. - A robot that keeps me from doing and saying stupid things. - an override button for that robot - fire pole to get downstairs in a hurry - a lofted bed - a wet bar - 3-d printer - photo printer - poster printer - a urinal, yes. - a cooler full of freeze pops - icee machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 SERIOUSLY. IF I COULD JUST HAVE THIS. OR ONE SIMILAR. MINUS THE HOUSE. I'D DIE A HAPPY MAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 i want a house in my house like x to the z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Sluts of every ethnicity Banging ass aquarium I could scuba in Zoo Hot tub Movie theatre Casino type game room Bar Room that has fucking snow in it Artwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Oooontz server Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 and an indoor pool, with a pool around the other pool, so it's like two pools in one. sup dawg.... for real though your dream house is gonna need a big garage......for that van of yours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Stevens* Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 A water fountain with kool-aid. Different flavor daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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