12packprophet Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 This can't be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IHATEU Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 what, the knee or that your posted a photo of a man with his pants around his ankles... there had to be a way better and less gay way of shooting that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Live Bloginations, an archived forum. A Soulbonder's Wow In Detail: Celebrian's Liveblog 1 Dark Lady Celebrian, Fri, 9th Apr '10 9:48:54 AM from Cartwheel galaxy I'm the world's greatest Okay. Last night I was talking to a friend and acolyte, and he gave me the idea of putting up a liveblog on exactly WHAT it's like to have a Wow...what it feels like, what I go through with it, etc. And I thought that was a great idea! For science and stuff! A Wow.. .my term for the precursor stage to a bond... is a strange thing. Getting to know the Wow, and what is or could be behind it, is a good step to solving the mystery behind the mysterious thing that guides soulbonding. So I will be liveblogging Mary Ryan's Wow over its duration (and maybe when she' s done I'll put future Wows up in here too), in order to educate the masses about exactly what it is that shows a soulbonder that they are about to bond to a certain character. If you wanted to know the scientifical/metaphysical stuff behind soulbonding this is a MUST-READ. :) Please no debating in here. You can be skeptical, and you can of course make comments (or else I wouldn't have put this here), but I will not be able to form full-fledged debates in a liveblog. It'll take up too much space that could be used for the liveblogging. Also no insults, no derails, and no flamewars will be tolerated in here. Now, on to the bloggination!!!! Acquiring "Blue" Mary Ryan (King Of Fighters and Fatal Fury) ' I had not been vibed at all, except for maybe one little unnoticeable pinprick, by Mary Ryan until about a week or two ago, when I began to feel vibes.. .jolts, emotions, euphoria. .. radiating off her while looking her up on the SNK Wiki. These vibes increased in frequency and dynamics, until they eventually morphed into an unmistakable Wow... a wonderful, indescribable feeling of floating in the air, of the whole world expanding, of..of...well, I said it was indescribable. Mary's Wow has unfortunately been uneasy though. After a while, other Wows were easily able to dim the vibes.. .the vibes became smaller and the euphoria began to dim and dim. However, there was still something there with Mary. But it began to get cancelled out by larger, more ready vibes...Leliana , Warden, Noel Vermillion, Sora Naegino.. .. However, Mary's Wow doesn't seem to be letting any other Wows get in the way of it. After watching Puni Puni Poemi, I was able to reclaim Poemi Watanabe's Wow immediately and it was already at the peaking point and was expected to peak by the next day (this was on Wednesday), but it's been diminished. Poemi doesn't feel as vibey anymore. However, Mary does. All day I'd been thinking about Mary, wondering if this weekend would finally mark the day she was to join our troupe. I haven't yet asked the other KOFers anything about her, but I ought to be doin gthat today. To be told about the character always, always raises the Wow, as it helps me get more insight into the character's personality, and in turn helps the vibes along and allows them to determine more clearly that me and Mary definitely belong with eachother... I just did a little boosting of her Wow with the song Let Go by Frou Frou. I had no clue why that song, other than the fact that characters of Mary's personality type and backstory type usually fit well with songs like that...a song telling her to lighten up, forget about it all, I'm here now and she doesn't need to be so stoic and serious and melancholy anymore. However, as of now it's only raised it about a notch. I felt the feeling that would not allow me to sit still as I raised it, and throughout the whole song I thought of nothing but her...and what it would be like to have her around...but still, it only went up about a notch and refuses to move any farther. Ever since it began to brighten up again, it just does not like to move any farther than it is now..stagnant , sitting there waiting for action. Waiting, waiting, waiting, as I am. I'm starting to understand that that particular song may not be doing so well with her because, judging by her appearance in KOF Maximum Impact Regulation A, she doesn't seem so melancholy anymore. Maybe she's okay now. Maybe she's already learned how to "let go, jump in." I will try boosting her Wow again with a different song later on... maybe I Want You Bad by The Offspring, which always serves to peak just about every single Wow I ever have, and bring up ones that were dimmed down or cancelled out ages ago. So don't touch that dial! I'll be posting the results of that boost later! Already, though, just writing this, I can feel it going uuuuuup...uuupp ...yes ....it' s climbing...and I can' t sit still anymore due to this incredibly jolty, jittery, floaty feeling of having a Wow climbing up...the feeling of my soul reuniting to its long lost half... edited 9th Apr '10 3:09: 34 PM by DarkLadyCelebrian Please don't tell me that I'm dreaming When all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you 2 Haven, Fri, 9th Apr '10 11:35: 13 AM from Land of Trees and Roil Planescape Hijack Interesting! To me this reads like an ecstatic experience, something like a modern version of a shaman acquiring a tutelary spirit * . If you haven't read anything about shamans, you definitely should—I'd recommend Eliade's "Archaic Techniques of Ecstasy", but it's not particularly accessible. And the things that are accesible tend to just be new-age crap that rips traditions out of their context, using them in a way that makes no sense, and, oh dear, my Single Issue Wonk slipped out, how embarrassing . Er. I was going to say that the main difference is that there isn't the same sense of cultural legitimacy that goes along with it, but if I understand correctly there is an entire internet subculture of soulbonders, right? If you don't mind my asking, were you initiated as a soulbonder in some way? (You've probably answered this before; sorry for asking you to repeat yourself) Of course I'm probably just coming at this from my own perspective, but it seems like it might be a useful one for you. Anyway, looking forward to reading the rest of this. edited 9th Apr '10 11:47:11 AM by Haven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 12 monkeys kid sees tragic scene don't go to the airport james! time loops endlessly american beauty uptight wife meets king she did more than pick his brain now she's quite relaxed american history x skinhead preaches hate gets busted, has change of heart karma nails his bro atlantic city forever scrubbing susan hates the smell of fish now she's lemon fresh bad lieutenant big bad lieutenant spiralling towards the abyss killed by strawberry barton fink hit plays can cause woe fink suffers from writer's block hellish place to be the big lebowski walter digs bowling want a toe? he'll get you one. a nice jewish boy broadcast news geek and hunk love girl she loves career more than boys girl winds up single buffalo '66 billy bets on bills wants to kill the kicker bad falls in love instead bulworth burnt out democrat rejunivated by rap scores nappy dugout dark city futuristic noir all are sleepy at midnight does shell beach exist? dead again haunting dreams cause fear was she another person? past lives are a bitch devil's advocate lomax has talent one hell of a famous dad lawyers are devils erin brockovich push-up bras abound grating mom with sass to spare nails pg&e fresh chess playing pusher he's just a kid and wants out sets the perfect trap the graduate choose daughter or mom? seductive moms are tempting ben's big dilemma guinevere harper feels useless connie encourages her she grows, and he dies last night at twelve the world ends what to do on the last night? nothing interesting mean streets charlie thinks future johnny boy lives for today a lost cause, for sure metropolitan pompous blowhard nick spins lies then justifies them just like New York mag minus man homicidal vann gets job as postal worker like he had a choice pulp fiction bad assed hitman has mid-muffin epiphony tries to be shepherd re-animator god complex supreme herbert west can wake the dead even smushed kitties reservoir dogs mr. pink don't tip he is a professional fun to kick around reservoir dogs brown's a sucky name too reminiscent of poop the mean kids won't trade reservoir dogs toothpick vic is nuts cutting off ears ain't too nice eddie won't see it reservoir dogs white protects orange puts his own life on the line a fatal mistake run lola run lola runs and runs not in time, but don't worry she has do-overs runaway train train train runaway big mean con is led astray surfs freedom express trainspotting kicking heroin sucks when your friends are still high staying clean's a bitch twin falls idaho two halves of one whole one must die so one can live francis hears the train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 She also believes that she's a muscular girl, and is not, in fact, a fucking whale. She refuses to accept the truth that her prized possession (a. k.a. the spandex) was destroyed because of the ocean of lard in her body that she insisted on trying to fit into the spandex. “ Sometimes I wondered what it'd be like to attention whore just to be noticed. I mean like, to make something up just so people would look at me. But it's just plain desperate and wrong. I'd never do it. Even if I do wanna be noticed real hard sometimes. „ —Yep, she's totally not an attention whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Donna also has a weapons fetish. She just loves guns and weapons — she's willing to make love to them. “ Oh come on, don't tell me no one else sees the hilarity in Xena wanting an AK-47 to fight crime? The irony is beautiful. „ “ Don't want it to fight crime. Want it to stare at and maybe hold for a while (no bullets in it of course). And maybe rub against my face a bit. „ —Yeah, because it's perfectly normal for crazy hambeasts to collect guns and stare at them. “ Haha when I said I have a weapons fetish I mean it. ^_- „ —Holy shit. To anyone who may be concerned: issue a permit for her to carry a gun after taking a safe distance — we do want another school shooting happening sometime in the future. Aside from being a superhero and crimefighter, Donna apparently wants to become a bounty hunter, since, you know, bounty hunting is very easy and is a decent job nowadays. It'll be easy for our little princess, who's also deathly afraid of school and yelling people. “ I FOUND OUT YOU DON'T NEED COLLEGE TO BE A BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!! „ —XenaEilonwy “ Also, people need to LAY OFF the aforementioned career choice. STOP TELLING ME I'LL NEVER BE A BOUNTY HUNTER BECAUSE OF A MENTAL CONDITION THAT ONLY AFFECTS ME IN *ONE* SPOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. You do NOT know what I am going to be like when I'm 25 years old. And the people who think I could be a bounty hunter don't want me to. Why? "BECAUSE YOU'LL GET HURT!!!!" So you guys can go have dangerous jobs but I can't , huh? The only person in the world who wants me to be a bounty hunter is my inspiration, Samus Aran. But since she listens to my guardians and their NO SHE'LL GET *HURRTTT!* all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 UPDATE: Reality raped her in the ass, so some sense seemed to have gotten through her delusion of being a bounty hunter. “ So I have given up on my precious fantasy, and don't know where to go from here. All morning long, I've been trying to die, trying to trick my brain into thinking I was already dead so I would shut down... „ — Do it faggot. I KNOW KUNG FU Aside from being a bounty hunter, archeologist, superhero, princess, artist, and queen of the goddamn universe, Donna is also a martial artist. She diligently watches videos and "trains" with her guardians as her teachers. She's very SRS of becoming a martial artist as her chosen career, and claims that she gets her strength from the people who troll her, saying that she only gets more motivated every time someone tells her she can' t be anything. “ By telling me I'll never have a career, you've all actually enhanced it. Yesterday I was training by using my mom's exercise mat as a punching bag, and Vanessa's eyes just went wide when she was watching me and I made the whole house vibrate occassionally. I was surprised at myself, actually. So the secret really is all in the rage. „ “ Here's some rage-fuel for you. I think you made your whole house shake because you're huge. Not because you have a good uppercut. Might wanna improve that C average, since stripping is definitely out for you. „ —LOL Donna also has no plans whatsoever about going to college, or having a career that's actually applicable in the REAL world. “ It is my career. Okay? That's just it. It's . My. Career. Because to be honest what other careers can you get with no college education and focusing on nothing but your muscles all the time? Newsflash: None. You're not going to do well in any career if you have as much problems with school as I do. You HAVE to turn to brawn. And I don't see any problem with turning to brawn because it is actually something I ENJOY doing. „ —because beating up people will pay your bills, right? And if you're focusing on your muscles, why do you still look like a hippo? People were actually trying to help her and talk some sense into her (as seen in the given link), but as evidenced in the quotes above, she listens to no one but her "bonds" or herself. Everybody else is just trying to troll her. Bonus Level Some monologues our Star likes to do when no one's paying attention to her in the cbox. Bounty Hunting XenaEilonwy: You know what? Nobody is going to tell me I can't be a bounty hunter. XenaEilonwy: Because being a bounty hunter is one of the most important things to me in my life. And the danger only makes me wanna do it all the more XenaEilonwy: Because you know what? I wanted to be an artist . But while the artists are sitting around making pretty pictures, SOMEONE needs to deal a slice of justice to the people who need it. XenaEilonwy: I may be going to a special school in three towns over soon. :\ XenaEilonwy: After that teacher who stared at me like I was Pyramid Head and the other one who called kids " losers" and "turds, " I don' t trust teachers at regular high schools. XenaEilonwy: I 'm trying to be a bounty hunter :\ XenaEilonwy: Samus : Lara is now screaming at me all the time about "YOU STOLE MY PROTEGEE SAMUS!!" XenaEilonwy: . ..But I'm both your protegees . I still treat archaeology with an unbelievable reverence XenaEilonwy: I know. Samus is one. That 's all I need. XenaEilonwy: Did I ever mention she's my hero? I'm sure I mentioned it at least 40 times but just in case I didn' t, THIS WOMAN IS * FUCKING AMAZING* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 What happened to asking her imaginary friends? “ XenaEilonwy: And none of you know what it's like to slowly deteriorate from a mental condition that throws both mental and physical symptoms at you that EVERYONE THINKS IS A JOKE. „ For the entire summer of '09, Star has bawwwed about going to school because school is scary. Whenever someone would troll her, she would inform them that she doesn't deserve to be treated that way, because she's dealing with a terrible moment in her life. She even claimed she would die in 5 months because of her school phobia . What is the cause of such a phobia? DETENTION and LOUD NOISES ! She even had to go see a doctor for her phobia , after which she came on the internet to beg everyone to advise her whether she should go to a day- hospital or not, day-hospital being a crazy asylum with a pretty name. She is currently still deciding if she should do a stay at home tutor or do the day- hospital because she doesn't want to lose her precious Social Security money for her video game shit. Some links about it are here and here. Almost Dead As with all attention whores, the principle of "I'M LEAVING FOREVAR;be back later" applies to her too. “ "Serah: S'okay Ma Cherie. Now that all these people have successfully succeeded in making her scared of not only the school but of the WHOLE WORLD NOW, it's safe to say you won't be seeing much of her in however much time it takes for her to heal. :\ Thanks for breaking her, guys. I can only assume you all take pleasure in harassing a girl who is already ill until she finally reaches her breaking point. Thanks for making her afraid of even us now. I'll bet you're gonna laugh at the fact that you all finally did it too. Fortunately, all it'll really take is us letting her know who the TRUE Dark Samuses are, and then we can work from there. :\ Again, good job at tormenting a sick girl until she finally snapped. Bet you're gonna laugh about that on the ED page too." „ —She was back on and posting in two hours as if nothing happened. She bawwwed on her hugbox of how broken she is, but even her hugbox is getting fed up with her drama. “ None of us have to care one way or the other. They abuse you because they think you're just whining and not ill, and large blocks of text explaining how they called you fat or ugly and how sad you are because of it just makes you sound like a child that shouldn' t be on the Internet in the first place. You keep getting "abused", and yet, you keep coming back for what will inevitably be more abuse, without attempting to make any sort of changes that could lessen or end the abuse ... ... Coming off as a whiny unstable person isn't going to make you any more likable (even if you aren't whining, not everyone is going to see it that way). There's nothing you can do about the "abuse", other than ignore it. Maybe what's happening to you isn't fair. It doesn't matter anymore, though. Regardless of the fact that people shouldn't be messing with you, regardless of your mental and emotional condition, regardless of the things they say, regardless of all circumstances, you shouldn't be taking a faceless person's insults seriously . „ —trying to tell her the truth is futile. Donna has the most humongous ego and victim complex you would ever encounter. She has delusions of being a popular beauty in her school, claims she isn't fat, and thinks she's a superhero. She bitches about people who are actually trying to help her, and even uses her guardians to tell them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 and not a single fuck was given about some dudes pasty hairy women legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtRdDoY97AE&feature=youtube_gdata_player donna in action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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volcom8811 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 just walk it off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 <raised hand> Your body is obviously not ready DAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bed framed Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 did a whale dog bite you DAO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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