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the kids table on thanksgiving..

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funny because this is the first year we are having the whole family at OUR house for thanksgiving.. (MASSIVE FAMILY)

 

My mom decided to place name tags in front of each plate like we are eating at a wedding or some shit..

 

I am the OLDEST cousin, unmarried and no girlfriend..

 

so I get put at the kids table...

 

Ultimately I really DGAF but i think its just funny how that works out.

So I decided to get kushy right before I gorge myself with these turkey legs that I am going to rip straight off the turkey (as i do every year)..

 

 

 

 

 

Right when all this went down.. I came across this .jpeg and thought about how ironic it was..

now I am making a thread about it..

LMAO, LOL, ROTFL..COOL STORY BR0 & ALL THAT!

 

 

 

 

 

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im sayin though. im old enough to pay taxes but still not old enough to sit at the grown up table...WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?

 

 

 

should be in the nonsense thread.

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Haha this is pretty good. I've been at the adults table since I was 16.. my parents must be super wicked

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I pour my food all over the back porch so I can eat off the ground with the rest of the animals.

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I dont really know what thxgiving is all about. I forgot the backstory.

However, much like xmas and easter i could certainly do without all of it.

I get to see my trustfund cousins and listen to them talk about Europe or

S.America and not having to work. I get to talk to their parents who will

undoubtedly by trying to find out what i've been up to. I will probably get

shot dirty looks by my mom over every beer past #2 i drink. Im not a big

eater, not a big socializer, not trying to see anybody. I suppose I will hide

in my old room and do homework

Got damn thats a fat squirrel. Nurga hardly made it across the street. Looked

like he was gonna take a nap half way across

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I dont really know what thxgiving is all about. I forgot the backstory.

 

White Power

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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claytonc.jpg

 

Let's talk about Chinese people..., with their kung fu.., and all that silly

 

CHANG CHANG CHONG talk. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!

 

WHITE POWER

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thanksgiving bout to rip some bowls and make a stouffers mac and cheese then trink some dr pepper hennessey

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My girl and I sat at the kids table this year, but it was my cousins, sister and brother in law, the youngest kid was 18 or 19. I guess you could call it the "young adult" table. No crying babies or snot nose kids FTW

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Only suckers sit around tables small talking it up with family.

TV----plate in lap------booze-----game over.

F off family, ya' botha' me.

 

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