cuntflaps Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 2 litres of gordans gin shitty french beer red wine, cab sav fuck night shifts and their random breath/piss tests who else is drinking but shouldn't be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trane1SFCking Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trane1SFCking Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 mom is out n*gga mang stay up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 fo'sho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cuntflaps Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 fo'sho[/url] lol I wish my husband would do that. That sounds really hot and dirrrty. Wanna let me drink yours daniel clear? yeah man piss in the anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I remember my first beer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 what kind of faggotry bullshit job do you have that checks your breath and makes you work friday night? (well at least you can access the oontz) I get drunk at work, and make the client or my company pay for it. I expense shit, you sweat shit. cheeto hoof swag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 what kind of faggotry bullshit job do you have that checks your breath and makes you work friday night? (well at least you can access the oontz cheeto hoof swag It's a working holiday jewb about 3/4 into my visa and I need some pence for xmas(booze) and shit. It's a warehouse set up that does interwebs online shopping, think A*****.com these fuckers make you do random breath tests and piss tests to make sure you ain't fucked while at work. Fuckers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 that sucks.. never heard of breath checks.. i'd be fucked. but at the same time i probably order shit from them and don't want some cunt flapper fucking up my order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntflaps Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 its fucking 1984 here, on the plus side I lost a few lbs lol, anywho Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 its fucking 1984 here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louislouis Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 barely slept this entire week. drinking this hurricane is a chore but i want to be drunk before i collapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syracuse99 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 yeaaa girl, vom that shit. Drinkin Mickeys tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 fucking complex media - the arrow does not even hide this bullshit hiphop toolbar anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I remember my first beer... OHH FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Oh yeah, and im drinking beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 fucking complex media - the arrow does not even hide this bullshit hiphop toolbar anymore needz-moar-arrowz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 i should always be drinking. this 'crew' does not suit me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 i work graveyard shifts. i had a few before work tonight though. because they were given to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Dat Macbook Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 i try to drink everyday before work. watch big ass turtles get washed up on rocks and pretend that theyre waving at me when they wig out and move their turtle arms in an attempt to flip themselves. usually get a good buzz going and end up yelling and laughing at them. one of my coworkers really likes to smoke ice in the bathroom at work, so when he gets too spun out, we crush beers in the parking lot so he can somewhat mellow out. not related to drinking, but in 2002 i worked in a dept store and was pretty big into doing ketamine in the dressing rooms, and would just lean up against the register all day and tell people i didnt know where anything was. but, yeh, work is hella better with drugs or booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 tumbleweeds and tobasco cheezits and a sixer of newcastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 i usually have a drink around 3 before i wrap-up at work. probably shouldn't but it helps me deal with that last hour of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 random breathalyzers at work? JESUS that is lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 im drunk right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I have two beers at my desk daily from 5-6pm. Except Fridays - 4 at lunch and 4 from 4 to 6pm - then I shouldn't be working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 not related to drinking, but in 2002 i worked in a dept store and was pretty big into doing ketamine in the dressing rooms, and would just lean up against the register all day and tell people i didnt know where anything was. either you got really shitty ketamine or you just were a hardcore user, because normally you don't know what the fuck you are doing on ketamine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 i fell in love with my chrome plated woman and puked on er tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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