SwampFightOner Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I'm not sure how many of you were planning on seeing this movie, but I wouldn't feel right unless I warned you not to. I went into it expecting something awesome, and suffice it to say that I was basically tricked into watching a two and a half hour homoerotic love story about two old men. I wanted to leave after like 20 minutes, but I had taken my sister for her birfday, and she was enjoying it. She's always kinda been a fag hag, so I guess that explains it. I feel like all the good work I did by not seeing Brokeback Mountain has been undone. I feel like Clint Eastwood held a gun to my head, and stole $16 from me. Then molested me. DON'T DO IT, PEOPLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 Anyone who has already suffered through it, I'm sorry. I found out Saturday, but it didn't occur to me to tell the oontz until right now. Your blood is on my hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 son of a fucking redhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I'm not sure how many of you were planning on seeing this movie, but I wouldn't feel right unless I warned you not to. I went into it expecting something awesome, and suffice it to say that I was basically tricked into watching a two and a half hour homoerotic love story about two old men. I wanted to leave after like 20 minutes, but I had taken my sister for her birfday, and she was enjoying it. She's always kinda been a fag hag, so I guess that explains it. I feel like all the good work I did by not seeing Brokeback Mountain has been undone. I feel like Clint Eastwood held a gun to my head, and stole $16 from me. Then molested me. DON'T DO IT, PEOPLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 You didn't know about Hoover's...uh...habits...before you saw this? I know he was gay and also had a penchant for women's clothing and cosmetics. Seeing Leo DiCaprio enjoying those things in old man makeup sounds terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Seeing Leo DiCaprio enjoying those things in old man makeup sounds terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 So if DiCaprio prides himself as this 'genuine method actor' & he's been doing all of these ultra homo roles, am I not doing the correct math on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 am I not doing the correct math on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 You didn't know about Hoover's...uh...habits...before you saw this? I did, but the previews made it seem like it would barely be a part of the movie, if at all. After I left the theater, I found out that the same guy who produced Milk produced this. I should of done my research first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 you saved me time, money, and the obligatory "no homo" comment after watching this faggotry. thanks swamp. think ill go get lifted and watch harold and kumar for the 3rd time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 So outside of it being a cock fest is the movie itself any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Suspect^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 So outside of it being a cock fest is the movie itself any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I just don't buy LDC playing anyone over 30. which is why aviator was full of fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I feel like Clint Eastwood held a gun to my head GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shai Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I feel like Clint Eastwood held a gun to my head, and stole $16 from me. Then molested me. If my signature weren't so important I would have changed it to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 I just don't buy LDC playing anyone over 30. which is why aviator was full of fail. My main reason for not wanting to see it, not the homophobia. Where the fuck were you kids in class we knew he cross dressed in 7th grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 My main reason for not wanting to see it, not the homophobia. Where the fuck were you kids in class we knew he cross dressed in 7th grade I didn't know about Daniel Ellsberg till 2006...thank you, Los Angeles Unified School District! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Dicaprio acted his ass off. the acting, settings and dialogue were awesome but holy fuck it was SO GAY. i too figured it would be just a undertone or understated kinda like him being gay is in history. but aside from a gay scene it was very obvious. also hoover is the guy who took down one of my heros and did ALOT of shadey shit. he is responsible for wire taps and alot of this bs that people think is new since 9-11. great acting but fuck who he was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Go see this instead, but you got to see it in 3D. One of the best joints I have seen in a long time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 this had to be quoted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 ^watizzzzzzzzzzzzit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 Dicaprio acted his ass off but holy fuck it was SO GAY Just to reiterate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 How much of Leo's cock do you get to see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 clothes were awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Says the fag hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutsche Bahn Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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