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should be a new page now.

 

so i took these flicks off my brothers tumblr, hes an artfag so his flicks and camera are much better than mine. enjoy.

 

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sort of a jumble in terms of chronology

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if you dont know, you dont know.

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the heart of redlight

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new favourite coffeeshop in leidseplein

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banossss

 

 

 

 

and ill finish for the day with one of the best.

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krakow is beautiful.

warsaws a bit too industrial.

 

havent been there since i was a kid.

got mad family in warsaw.

 

my friends cousin came to canada from poland a year ago for a visit.

he was talking to a group of us about how nice it is there.

my asian homey piped up that he was considering heading through there during a europe trip.

dude was like, "i have one word for you...DONT".

 

haha.

 

but yea man, great thread, lookin forward to more flicks.

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haha i met a few dudes from Poland, they didnt deny the racism but they said that because of the tourism in Krakow it would be pretty safe. Still my dads Danish, i look like i belong so i wasnt sweating it. i yelled at my black mate that he should come over and meet these big Polish guys...the look on his face man haha.

 

met a few bosnians and ukranians who have told me to come east, definitely going to pass through poland/east russia on the way down there.

 

cheers for the props, glad you're enjoying my shithouse photos. got a few more to come when i can be fucked blurring each photo

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so karneval in cologne: ive done a lot of fun shit on this trip, this however, beats them all hands down.

 

oktoberfest was cool, ibiza was aight, greece was wild-but nothing comes close to this.

 

between almost getting arrested, vomitting nightly, some of the most crushing hangovers in my life, meeting awesome people, blacking out daily, clogging toilets and other acts of debauchery; i had the best time of my trip so far. ill be honest no pussy this weekend, the night i had a girl in my bed, my dick wouldnt get hard thanks to being paralytically drunk...cheers Jagermeister. oh and i missed two days of work without telling anyone.

 

so, the trip;

 

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meerbusch, some shithole at the end of my bus-line.

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couldnt be bothered re-sizing all my photos

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its about 2pm when i took the horse photo and i was on my 3rd tall-boy, the rest of the night is short remembered and painful.

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some gay european dance song is super popular this weekend

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i met up with some army yanks and began drinking Jager. this is about 6pm^

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2am

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4am

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got a number but i was already beyond fucked up, couldnt even find my hostel after a taxi ride and 2 hours walk, i was never more than 1km away from it.

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next morning i wake up to find myself in incredible pain, still wearing my costume and shoes. i smoked a 20pack in 12 hours, drank no water and was covered in beer and Jager. i promptly vomited through my nose. i was the 3rd person in there vomitting, the cleaner was not fucking happy with the mess we made

 

 

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this spanish douchebag was a philsophy student, nothing better than a top 5 hangover and talking to a kid who doesnt drink, smoke or enjoy one nighters...pussy.

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because there were womens around...

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me on the right, 2/3 of the army boys on the left. ate nothing but kebaps for 4 days...no wonder i clogged a toilet

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midnighish, not too fucked up yet.

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i should mention, the dude on the left -panda- passed out the night before at a train station and woke up with a hiccy from a dude (presumably, its a gay town). his other mate, the afore seen viking. nailed a communist...ill post his story later, its a goodun'.

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this dude, never seen a guy so confident with girls. barged in on a group of girls eating dinner and ends up with their numbers. and they werent heinous either.

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now im pretty fucked up

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last of the night. then its blackout.

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which countries have you done so far? ive been as central as Czech and as far S/E as Greece and Turkey, dont know if i want to go as far north as Estonia and Latvia though. theyre meant to be nice countries and all but im pretty content so far with 14 countries.

 

also, where the fuck's your photo thread at?

 

I'm living in Denmark (CPH), though I've ventured to southern Denmark and Hamburg...Berlin is coming up, and I'm doing some UK shit in the early Spring. Amsterdam and Sweden are strong possibilities, and I'm trying to get in a couple more definite destinations. Nothing near the scope of what you're doing.

 

As far as a photo thread, I'm probably just going to dump everything into a supermega one when I get back to the States. Sometimes I go days without a decent picture because I just take dozens while wasted.

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I'm living in Denmark (CPH), though I've ventured to southern Denmark and Hamburg...Berlin is coming up, and I'm doing some UK shit in the early Spring. Amsterdam and Sweden are strong possibilities, and I'm trying to get in a couple more definite destinations. Nothing near the scope of what you're doing.

 

As far as a photo thread, I'm probably just going to dump everything into a supermega one when I get back to the States. Sometimes I go days without a decent picture because I just take dozens while wasted.

 

let me know when you head to A-dam i can save you a couple hundred euro on accom, coffeeshops and cheap beer. and if you haven't already, avoid the pubcrawls at all costs, they are all shithouse except for the anti-pub crawl in Berlin, that's pretty fun...on saturday.

 

 

this just doesnt happen in aus, partly why i love this continent so much

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thanks to this dude being so tanked, i stole many beers...for free

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one bottle was cognac and coke, the other vodka and coke.

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mega tampon, watched him get yelled at for an innappropriate costume, dude giggled his ass off. apparently he copped shit all weekend

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dont remember these people. i was partying with the aussie on the right. little guy couldnt drink for shit...despite being 6 years older than me.

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fucked if i know

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cute, prudish women. my least favourite type of cute women

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been a while since ive updated--ive been busy doing fuck all--drinking, cooking, partying and staying for free at a french dudes house...also enjoying the benefits of being 1 hours train trip away from Holland...

 

im still in Düsseldorf, its a fucking fun city and when you can get your daily cost of living under 10 euro, youre doing it right. did a weekend in Maastricht, one of the coolest cities ive ever been to. smoked a shitload of weed bought from a coffeeshop on a boat and took some strong truffles...Maastricht is a student town--a Dutch student town--the girls there were insane, easily the highest density of wifey material ive ever seen, and it was tanning weather...and we had an awesome park just next to our hostel filled with said hotties.

 

 

some fancy archimatechture

 

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this is probably the most enjoyable thing i do zhen staying in hostels and i have access to weed. the people here are all awesome, except for the people on the right. three aussies, one deaf fuckhead and a couple too pretentious to reference either one by anything other than "partner"

 

the french dude at the back is a champion, he brought weed up from lyon and shouted anyone everynight until it was gone, im now crashing at his apartment...on the floor.

 

we decided to go to Maastricht for more weed and french fries covered in zeird, delicious shit.

 

ended up smoking so much zeed that i have fuck all photos of it;

 

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some graff and dance

 

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seriously good weather, and the womens wore summer dresses and skirts for the first time, with those long dtuch legs of theirs...

 

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i love this sort of shit

 

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a shithouse attempt at clubbing, way too stoned to give a shit. on the plus side i pissed on a church

 

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back of the club district

 

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a different french chick let us stay in her apartment after knowing us for all of 1 hour, excellent.

 

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starting to get pretty good at cooking

 

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french dudes are so gay

 

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i resolved the problem with a huge dump.

 

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sleeping on floorboards...beats paying for a hostel.

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