grizzly adams 4 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 My boy crime stoppers with the goods, wish I was back there man.. Where's the flick of my stein after the skulling incident, it's like a tutorial on how to pout a beer out of your mouth 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 My boy crime stoppers with the goods, wish I was back there man.. Where's the flick of my stein after the skulling incident, it's like a tutorial on how to pout a beer out of your mouth im not sure what good the eye squiggles did, anyone can still easily recognise you, but i tried. and the aftermath edit, sorry grizzles, im still unable to fix up the red tampon i gave you. if anyone feels the need to give me props, just give them to him 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 in his defence though he skulled an entire stein in 8 seconds, drank another then skulled another one again. although it didnt stay down. fiend of a drinker...just ask his flanno Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sleazeside Heights 205 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 the boat trip and the blond girl. saw lots of really rad things, awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 ok so we made it to a new page, although most of the best photos are page one so check those out. the following take place in london and istanbul, two places at the opposite ends of my travel but i cant be fucked digging out my second SD card. so enjoy. also seems like me and 'i eat babies' will have a nice competition to see whos travel thread ends up on top, given its been so long for a decent photothread to come up i look forward to it and hopefully everyone else benefits.. and i still expect a reply to my copenhagen question i eat babies. no slacking! here we go; soho on the way to covent gardens i think, i was drunk heavy metal pete, useless contortionist best metro system in the world, and ive been on a fuckload much argued about, but the worlds rarest beer. cracked it for my birthday. again, best metro out themes river starting to cut into a previous day in pies post so last one then something fresh now berlin part II. much better the second time as i knew what to do and acted like a surly tour guide. restored church dope spot north of the city train on the circle line went on a pub crawl, this was round-the-world table tennis. fucking awesome game action shot entrance to a club cant post the other flicks, they involve the boys and i doing...things berlin hauptbahnhof Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 on the train to prague much the same deflated to half the size proper absinthe, doesnt show too well but it was proper flaming shit got the rest on another SD card. sorry for the disjointedness but im drunk and can scarcely be fucked to fish in my bag for another SD card. still, fuck you, some flicks be better than none. Istanbul some mosque thing another one random street in the grand bazaar grand bazaar was closed, some faggot muslim holiday university mosque laundry day, the one fucking time i wore shorts mate took my camera and took these for me, security police in Turkey arent the type to fuck with gavels, ornate as fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theprotester 1,016 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Killer flicks. Stay safe bloke! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fastZeetec302 37 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 cool pics crime, keep em coming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 moar Istanbul. moar gavels creepy yet another mosque. places were barely standing, like this one and this one filthy waters thanks to the massive shipping channel serious stray cat problem, brazen little fuckers, stealing food and jumping on you. kitten in a basket amazed a train actually ran over that this cunt in the van caused a monstrous traffic jam as you're about to see. did not do a good job of this ended up catching his bumper on a rock all because of the van as far as the eye could see as you can probably tell the road system there was a joke, one lane and one way streets going two cars wide and opposite directions... smoked some shisha then went to the airport, and went through about 6 security checks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 Killer flicks. Stay safe bloke! wait until i post the flicks of the anarchists firebombing cops in thessaloniki, greece. been some not safe places, although those were the best fun. theres also a video which ill try to upload onto youtube. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yonis 15 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 yea i'm waiting to see pics . rent a bike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
defyoner 151 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 i did this is 2009. awesome times. stacking up to do it again. fuck it you only live once right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
i eat babies 45 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 also seems like me and 'i eat babies' will have a nice competition to see whos travel thread ends up on top, given its been so long for a decent photothread to come up i look forward to it and hopefully everyone else benefits.. and i still expect a reply to my copenhagen question i eat babies. no slacking! Challenge accepted! Although greek riot photos will probably trump the best I can come up with... On the subject of Copenhagen, I think I'll reply here rather than derailing my own thread :p I'm currently applying for Danish citizenship also, but the form says I have to have been in the country for a year total across my entire lifetime. This is no problem for me as between the time I lived there and the many trips to visit my family over there I've made a year, but it is worth looking that up.. I also have the huge advantage of being able to speak the language fluently. This is immensly helpful when trying to get intial shit sorted such as personal number and bank account. The Danes are hugely beurocratic, and make things as difficult as possible for foreigners. But as soon as they hear you speak the language, they make things easy for you. Don't know if you speak any but if not maybe try get your dad(?) to teach you a bit. I have some family over there, and a few family friends, so when I initially moved there I was staying with them at first. I had a mate who I knew as well who had similar interests to me so he showed me around. I had a good base of people that I knew beforehand, and it was still pretty damn difficult to find work and a place to live. I ended up getting a job working in a shitty take away food place cos my friend managed to get me a job. But, the minimum wage is so high that that wasn't a big problem, plus I got free food.. The apartment I eventually moved into was a friend of a friends as well.. Basically I found it pretty hard at first to get shit sorted, and when I did it was with the help of the connections I had. I'm not sure how much of a base you have already in CPH, but my advice is to try and get as much sorted as possible beforehand, so you don't end up homeless with no money(which I very nearly did). In terms of where to live the best areas are either Vesterbro or Norrebro. This is where most stuff goes on and it shouldn't be too hugely expensiive. Vesterbro is becoming hipsterville at the moment though so maybe aim for Norrebro instead. Plus Norrebro is the most heavily bombed neighbourhood and where you are most likely to meet other writers if that is what you're into. The Norvest area is also pretty cool, as is Christianshavn(but Christianshavn is stupidly expensive). Another essential thing is the get a bike straightaway. As you've seen, Copenhagen is a cycle city. Danes can be pretty reserved people, but in my experience once you've been shitfaced drunk with them once, you are friends for life. This shouldn't be a problem for you as an aussie.. Milk the fact that you are foreign, Danish ladies love foreigners. And Danish ladies are fine as fuck, I managed to punch way, way above my weight when I was out there.. Try if possible to move out there in spring. Winter is not fun at all in Denmark, think cycling to work in blizzards and -15degrees. Plus in summer CH is fucking rad, so many cool things happen all over the city. I realise this post seems pretty negative, which is definitely not my intention. I had the time of my life while I was over there, made some amazing friends and fucked some gorgeous women. Plus Copenhagen is a writers paradise. Trains, streets, rooftops, it has it all. I definitely plan on moving back. Let me know when you actually do move over there and I'll try and hook you up with some more adivce.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 Challenge accepted! Although greek riot photos will probably trump the best I can come up with... On the subject of Copenhagen, I think I'll reply here rather than derailing my own thread :p I'm currently applying for Danish citizenship also, but the form says I have to have been in the country for a year total across my entire lifetime. This is no problem for me as between the time I lived there and the many trips to visit my family over there I've made a year, but it is worth looking that up.. I also have the huge advantage of being able to speak the language fluently. This is immensly helpful when trying to get intial shit sorted such as personal number and bank account. The Danes are hugely beurocratic, and make things as difficult as possible for foreigners. But as soon as they hear you speak the language, they make things easy for you. Don't know if you speak any but if not maybe try get your dad(?) to teach you a bit. I have some family over there, and a few family friends, so when I initially moved there I was staying with them at first. I had a mate who I knew as well who had similar interests to me so he showed me around. I had a good base of people that I knew beforehand, and it was still pretty damn difficult to find work and a place to live. I ended up getting a job working in a shitty take away food place cos my friend managed to get me a job. But, the minimum wage is so high that that wasn't a big problem, plus I got free food.. The apartment I eventually moved into was a friend of a friends as well.. Basically I found it pretty hard at first to get shit sorted, and when I did it was with the help of the connections I had. I'm not sure how much of a base you have already in CPH, but my advice is to try and get as much sorted as possible beforehand, so you don't end up homeless with no money(which I very nearly did). In terms of where to live the best areas are either Vesterbro or Norrebro. This is where most stuff goes on and it shouldn't be too hugely expensiive. Vesterbro is becoming hipsterville at the moment though so maybe aim for Norrebro instead. Plus Norrebro is the most heavily bombed neighbourhood and where you are most likely to meet other writers if that is what you're into. The Norvest area is also pretty cool, as is Christianshavn(but Christianshavn is stupidly expensive). Another essential thing is the get a bike straightaway. As you've seen, Copenhagen is a cycle city. Danes can be pretty reserved people, but in my experience once you've been shitfaced drunk with them once, you are friends for life. This shouldn't be a problem for you as an aussie.. Milk the fact that you are foreign, Danish ladies love foreigners. And Danish ladies are fine as fuck, I managed to punch way, way above my weight when I was out there.. Try if possible to move out there in spring. Winter is not fun at all in Denmark, think cycling to work in blizzards and -15degrees. Plus in summer CH is fucking rad, so many cool things happen all over the city. I realise this post seems pretty negative, which is definitely not my intention. I had the time of my life while I was over there, made some amazing friends and fucked some gorgeous women. Plus Copenhagen is a writers paradise. Trains, streets, rooftops, it has it all. I definitely plan on moving back. Let me know when you actually do move over there and I'll try and hook you up with some more adivce.. hey dude thanks heaps for the reply, much appreciated. it doesnt sound at all negative, usually the realities of travelling and relocating are pretty daunting but ive gotten pretty used to all the hurdles, and especially the bureaucratic side of things. i didnt expect it to be easy, particularly when i met dozens of students in CPH that had no where to live and were staying in hostels and going to uni. through my dad (danish citizen) and being aussie im fairly certain the requirements were 6 months of living there, as i recently learned the aus government will pay for my uni and put it into my debt scheme so im thinking ill do that for 6 months or a year until i get citizenship then i'll be able to do my uni for free. i was thinking about Norrebro as a base actually, i was in Kongens Nytorv when i was last there, awesome place but fucking expensive. we went on a few trips to Norrebro and it was fucking great. and yes, i know how gorgeous the locals are, i fell in love many times walking down the streets. i made the mistake of being drunk as fuck on the way back from the strippers and offering a girl some dick from across the street, turns out the girl next to her was her boyfriend, who was a bartender and i almost got my ass kicked by him and two security guards...in the end they just told me i was a drunk asshole and to go home, nice guys. basically the way you broke it down was largely as i suspected it would be, although a high minimum wage gives me some hope, and usually bartenders dont struggle too hard to get gigs. things should be alright, but ill definitely take your advice and plan a few months in advance. thanks again for taking the time to educate a brother. look forward to seeing more of your thread too! 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aerosolic 1 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 you really think london undergrounds the best metro system ahaaaa always late or cancelled! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abcs 384 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 no homo right? nice flix too btw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,912 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 ^That looks like the Cat Cafe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 you really think london undergrounds the best metro system ahaaaa always late or cancelled! dont go to Perth, Australia then. also ive been on 16 different metro systems (caught a train in every city ive been in at some point) whilst ive been here, and the only other metro system that comes close is Berlin. and its usually not late, and nor is it often cancelled unless you take a regional train, speaking of which, fuck you Regent St to Stansted Express. and LUGR, every bar, restaurant and cafe is cat/dog cafe. strays are rampant in Istanbul, largely due to tourist douchebags like me feeding them. but no, that wasnt THE cat cafe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbydigital 126 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 awesome thread more photos please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,912 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Weird, I didn't notice a bad stray dog/cat problem there besides a few alley cats in the cuts. I guess that carpet pattern is very common. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hcp_crew 2 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Cool flicks mate, pretty similar to my trip i did a few months ago, i even took a flick of that same vw! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Obnoxious 86 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 i have to go to work but i had to take a look at these pics. europe looks amazing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cuntflaps 39 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 shitt this thread is making me want to post my own, yo crime stoppers you been to italy yet? rome is the shit.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 more london town. doing lots of couch drinking westminster abbey remembrance weekend lots of these set up around the city my mate has a thing for giving the bird to national monuments. next to the national museum, not that we went in again heading back home at night. portobello markets, around 2 kilometers of awesomeness zoomed in shot of the same food market offshoot stay tuned for more tonight. thanks for all the positive comments im glad to see youre enjoying the flicks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crime stoppers 180 Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 bouncing back to Prague part II. fucking love that place, as a general rule, the further east you go the more awesome things become, largely due to how cheap it is. we stayed at a hostel costing 7 AUD a night, the downside was the huge hill we walked up every day and night and the 7 storeys of stairs we had to climb. awesome pizza joint across the road from our hostel. camembert, ham and cranberry=win central traino, on the way into the city mind blowing art exhibition art exhibition, this was one of the coolest sights on my trip thus far. but i couldnt buy anything! luke...i am your bongfather this junkie was out cold, his mates were punching him in the face to wake him up wood fire still heats most of central europe the fussball equivalent of a pantsing in pool. the prague locals were utterly insane, we went under 3 times in a week, and these guys were fucking blazed 24/7 1am at a train station in germany, got booted for not using our eurail passes properly. we were on 7 trains for a total of 20 hours. now were in paris. let me make it clear, i hate those rude faggots, they treated us like shit when all we wanted was to learn their culture. the place stunk like urine and was filled with homeless and gypsies. dudes pissed wherever they wanted and the locals took great fun in giving tourists incorrect directions. the only nice parisians ive ever met were travellers. main area i think, i didnt pay much attention when i was there. other side of the main area..ish overpriced chocolate fiending a cigarette, we learned the tabak shops open at 3 louvre, filled with gypsie cunt holes. arc de triumphe...i assume got drunk here one of the only cool things about paris, these dudes were mental Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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