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let me thicken the plot here real quick...

 

the list of women that glen B does not get down with:

 

#1 asians

#2 "thickies"

#3 blondes

#4 girls that purposely tan

#5 anything resembling kim kardashian, Ice T's bitch, or Buffy the Body...

 

no joke, i'd smash out a 300+ lb woman before a "super hot" asian girl...

 

 

This kid has nurga'd me twice for posting pics of thicker girls.

 

WHAT'S THIS?!? FAGGOT SHIT!

 

.....and what about the muff-divers?!?!

 

 

 

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ohhhh no sir... i know very well what i'm doing... i just only want to do it with girls that are:

A. 120lbs and under / 5ft 7 and under

B. have silly colored hair

C. have metal in their faces

D. know how to smoke a mean pole

 

basically... chicks that permanently wear these...

Buddy Holly styled frames

 

 

Sounds like girls still in high school!!!!!! Except for the mean pole smoking skills, some do, some do............... :huh:

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I'd destroy the pink haired bitch with the raw power of rambo.

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Looking like this??

 

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I'd assume you'd roll about with the raw strength of John Candy.

 

 

 

You're shit's all fucked up man! Upon examination of your 'type' (if underdeveloped freshman can be considered a type) the one you chose to 'put a ring on it' isn't worth the fap volume initially assumed.

 

At this point it's all novelty of an oontzer's wife.

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Your wife will end up averaging about $10-15/hour shaking her ass on the internet. You only get paid for time spent in "private chat". Most cam sites let you keep 30% of what you charge. If you can find a different site that has descent traffic and lets you keep more than 30% go with it. Average cost per minute of private chat is around $1.98 (but she only keeps 30%). Your not gonna get rich but you can earn some extra money for TOKIN' or whatever.

 

Also if your worried about friends and family seeing her most sites lets you block geographic areas from seeing her cam feed.

 

/webcamhookerpimpinexperience

 

 

Post titties.

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trust me, i'm well aware that 99% of the world disagrees with my taste in girls.

 

/yespedo.

 

please believe i've heard every one of the comments y'all are saying, in real life, from every one of my friends.

 

sorry, i still ain't changing my mind...

 

what i would like explained, is why does every guy who likes "thick" women always gotta say i'm gay for liking thin women? I still like vagina, just without all that extra fat around it.

 

I already said this, but i'll repeat it... instead of telling me how crazy or gay you think i am, thank me, because of dudes like me, there's more "thick" women for you... It's like inviting vegetarians to thanksgiving, you know you're gunna get all the turkey and gravy to yourself, so they ain't hurting anyone.

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