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lap dog, doesnt shed much, and lives indoors cuz it cant fit through the front door.

 

 

 

no but seriously- unless you want to end up with some paris hilton accessory dog, you dont sound ready at all. indoor? no barking? lap dog?

maybe you want a stuffed animal.

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These are surprisingly good guard dogs and will attack much larger dogs with zero fear. Very loyal to their owners if you raise them properly. They don't look tough but:

 

"They are statistically more aggressive to both strangers and other dogs than the rottweiler."

"Their temperament and body language give the impression that they do not know or care about their relatively small size. Like many small hunting dogs, they will challenge a larger dog."

"A 2008 University of Pennsylvania study of 6,000 dog owners who were interviewed indicated that dogs of smaller breeds were more likely to be "genetically predisposed towards aggressive behaviour". Dachshunds were rated the most aggressive, with 20% having bitten strangers, as well as high rates of attacks on other dogs and their owners."

"Though the breed is famous for its use in exterminating badgers and badger-baiting, dachshunds were also commonly used for rabbit and fox hunting, for locating wounded deer, and in packs were known to hunt game as large as wild boar and as fierce as the wolverine."

 

Just be careful with the breeds back.

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^Wtf. You drowned your dog because it killed a zebra? You should have rewarded it and feasted on zebra.

 

you did it wrong

 

 

it's the law of the land out there. we still ate the zebra though, and kept the hide, of course, which now forms part of my zebrasuit.

 

RIP Shaka, you were too hyper for this world.

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it's the law of the land out there. we still ate the zebra though, and kept the hide, of course, which now forms part of my zebrasuit.

 

RIP Shaka, you were too hyper for this world.

That's messed up. I would disregard that law with a quickness. You could not have put him down in a more humane way? SMH, really don't want to believe you drowned your own dog for being too rail.

 

RIP Shaka

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