Creampuff Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 soooo im looking into getting a dog. i wanna indoor dog that doesnt shed a lot. a lap dog preferably, or just not too big. any dog experts out cha that can help a creampuff out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 If thats what youre looking for in a dog, just get a cat. No such thing as an 'indoor dog.' What the fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Dogs need to be taken outside. Get a roomba. Doesn't shed at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yea sounds like you are already taking the wrong approach to it. lazy owner not wanting much out of pet=cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 great dog, no shed, spunky attitude... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachshund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 lap dog, doesnt shed much, and lives indoors cuz it cant fit through the front door. no but seriously- unless you want to end up with some paris hilton accessory dog, you dont sound ready at all. indoor? no barking? lap dog? maybe you want a stuffed animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pertplus1 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDISGUST Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Best lapdogs ever!! And they really don't shed that much, its the farts you gotta worry about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 soooo im looking into getting a dog. i wanna indoor dog that doesnt shed a lot. a lap dog preferably, or just not too big. any dog experts out cha that can help a creampuff out? Sounds like you really want a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 cat cat meow meow purrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 great dog, no shed, spunky attitude... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachshund This nigga said spunky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Get one a these lil fellas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Buy a giant rabbits instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 These are surprisingly good guard dogs and will attack much larger dogs with zero fear. Very loyal to their owners if you raise them properly. They don't look tough but: "They are statistically more aggressive to both strangers and other dogs than the rottweiler." "Their temperament and body language give the impression that they do not know or care about their relatively small size. Like many small hunting dogs, they will challenge a larger dog." "A 2008 University of Pennsylvania study of 6,000 dog owners who were interviewed indicated that dogs of smaller breeds were more likely to be "genetically predisposed towards aggressive behaviour". Dachshunds were rated the most aggressive, with 20% having bitten strangers, as well as high rates of attacks on other dogs and their owners." "Though the breed is famous for its use in exterminating badgers and badger-baiting, dachshunds were also commonly used for rabbit and fox hunting, for locating wounded deer, and in packs were known to hunt game as large as wild boar and as fierce as the wolverine." Just be careful with the breeds back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 here are some dogs that don't go outside..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Best lapdogs ever!! And they really don't shed that much, its the farts you gotta worry about cool dog. we used to have a dog like that in south africa, but it killed a zebra so we had to drown it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 ^Wtf. You drowned your dog because it killed a zebra? You should have rewarded it and feasted on zebra. you did it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 i wish my pitbull would take down zebras :/ jealousoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 ^Wtf. You drowned your dog because it killed a zebra? You should have rewarded it and feasted on zebra. you did it wrong it's the law of the land out there. we still ate the zebra though, and kept the hide, of course, which now forms part of my zebrasuit. RIP Shaka, you were too hyper for this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 A dog that weighs under 20lbs is not a dog, it's a rat. (But that goes without saying, I would get me one of them fancy French Bulldogs and name him Pierre or Napoleon.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 it's the law of the land out there. we still ate the zebra though, and kept the hide, of course, which now forms part of my zebrasuit. RIP Shaka, you were too hyper for this world. That's messed up. I would disregard that law with a quickness. You could not have put him down in a more humane way? SMH, really don't want to believe you drowned your own dog for being too rail. RIP Shaka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Drowning ain't too bad. From what they say, you get a feeling of euphoria. Could always keep it rail and go old yelled swag on em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 the dachshund and pit sound interesting... even though those were the only serious answers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deMbhifIWdQ Little dog peeing on two legs while walking this is the coolest thing i saw since self flushing toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 ^I take it you have not experienced the heated toiletseat of Japan? Simply amazing! Drowning ain't too bad. From what they say, you get a feeling of euphoria. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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