shai Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 50million put me on to this... Ground beef is not a valid form of identification. Not in Martin County, not in Los Angeles, not anywhere. A Florida man learned this the hard way, when he handed a taco to police officers who asked for his I.D. This was after he had passed out in his car. While sitting in the drive-through lane of a Taco Bell. And his engine caught fire. In the wee hours of October 1st after downing several beers, Matthew Falkner, 30, made a fourth meal run to a Jensen Beach Taco Bell. While sitting in his Chevy pickup, he placed his order, received his taco and promptly passed out. What happens next is Buster Keaton meets Cops. A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco. To top it off, Falkner had fallen asleep with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park, causing the engine to catch fire. Falkner, whose blood alcohol content was between .227 and .225 (three times the legal limit), was booked on DUI charges. Moral of the story- if you're going to drive drunk, do it right. Obligatory picture of boobies- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 should have gone to a wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 thanks so say hi :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 should have gone to a wedding Mexcellent!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 thanks so say hi :( I go to the Commonwealth every now and then but you're never home. Give me a call, Pigs and Short Changed are playing at my house this Friday. Or just come by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 oh cool. just remind me. ive been working a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ^ Toiletseat, congrats on your 1337th post. Your now t3h 1337 0f 120zPr0ph37 f0rum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 if i was a cop i'd definitely accept tacobell in place of bribe money. their quesadillers are the bomb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 oh cool. just remind me. ive been working a lot. Would you prefer the fire hose or reggae air horn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 damn, a 4th meal run!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 "Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco." Hahahahahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganelB Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Oh...I think he drunk a lot. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Would you prefer the fire hose or reggae air horn? two cans and a string Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Ghetto tech, got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest careboy Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Great thread,Thank you to all those who posted...., keep them coming : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 two cans and a string On second thought, I believe I'm going to show up with a vuvuzela and a taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 What a complete and utter, loser thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 I don't know what you said but I heard ^this nigga fell out of his mama's asshole because her pussy was too busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Mexcellent!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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