grd Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 How very noble of you dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 and id make sure the fam was out of town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I'm sure the fact you're dead won't bother your children at all when they're playing with their shiny new ipad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 they can watch it on youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 "He stuck his head in a wood chipper. LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL ACCIDENT." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 climb into an industrial tumble dryer, then have it turned on for 8 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Tumblin' in a tumble dryer right nao. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 i believe this condition is called being white, unpopular and in high school. i hear they've developed successful treatments to slow or even completely stop this horribly debilitating condition. i am none of those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 "He stuck his head in a wood chipper. LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL ACCIDENT." it happened to a county worker recently. put a branch in hand gets caught. all that aside im not married nor do i have children and im financially stable so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 i'm in the process of trying to renew my secret clearance so i won't describe my blaze of glory scenario. i'd rather go live in the jungle and get eaten by a pantera than kill myself like a pussy. Dude, I don't think PANTERA lives in the jungle and not to mention they broke up a long ass time ago... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I've gone through some serious tough times in my life and only thought about killing myself once....then I realized I didn't want to be know as a raging puss hole so I dealt with life. Now I'm living the dream...if I were to do it. Jump off a building on to a Porche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 im just a faggot growing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 i was thinking about killing myself last night because i couldn't find parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 all that aside im not married nor do i have children and im financially stable so... I could have swore you had a kid with some chick from 12oz who you moved to Texas with a few years ago. At the rate people change their names on here maybe I'm just blurring peoples SN's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 i could have swore that was your story. i was santa-cruz before still live in santa cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I could have swore you had a kid with some chick from 12oz who you moved to Texas with a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 i could have swore that was your story. i was santa-cruz before still live in santa cruz I definitely have you confused with that canuk who moved to TX and started wearing cowboy hats and listening to country music. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Death by cheese-steak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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