bourgeoisie Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I'd swim off into the horizon like Lt Dan, though he had no legs... So I dunno. I'd probably end up in New Zealand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 ^ lol & diving off of suicide bridge is so pre-barrier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Who are you calling a pussy, you emotionally coddled white American? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 ok, so if i did for some reason decide to kill myself it'd be with a gun out in the middle of nowhere. no mess for family members to clean up, no body for a while so nobody gets rich off my life insurance and no note. i'd be just a skeleton that some unfortunate hiker will find in a few years and be scarred from ever walking through the woods again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Good, fuck hikers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 i think most people should kill themselves. the 'how' is probably the main thing stopping me, because i don't really ever plan suicide as part of my day, so i never get around to it. but yeah, being alive is dumb. most of the time, when i think about suicide, it's not really for like "oh my god my life is so awful, i'm poor, i'm in love with someone who doesn't care about me, i'm going nowhere, i hate my family, blah blah blah i'm morrissey" reasons... although all those things are probably true; i am morrissey. it's usually for really simple reasons like... eh, i don't wanna put pants on today. actually, i don't really want to do that ever again. i should just end it now. i was raised catholic. i have a feeling most religions don't want you to off yourself. also, anyone who was raised catholic and is over the age of 20 is actually called "atheist." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trane1SFCking Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 lol dam n*gga I gotta think bout dis one. I b tyin some razor wire around my nek, and tye it 2 da pipe abov. Stand ona stool nd glue my hnds to my head. Jump, and it apears dat I riped my hed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Dat b way 2 kewl br0, u da man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 i think most people should kill themselves. the 'how' is probably the main thing stopping me, because i don't really ever plan suicide as part of my day, so i never get around to it. but yeah, being alive is dumb. most of the time, when i think about suicide, it's not really for like "oh my god my life is so awful, i'm poor, i'm in love with someone who doesn't care about me, i'm going nowhere, i hate my family, blah blah blah i'm morrissey" reasons... although all those things are probably true; i am morrissey. it's usually for really simple reasons like... eh, i don't wanna put pants on today. actually, i don't really want to do that ever again. i should just end it now. i was raised catholic. i have a feeling most religions don't want you to off yourself. also, anyone who was raised catholic and is over the age of 20 is actually called "atheist." i believe this condition is called being white, unpopular and in high school. i hear they've developed successful treatments to slow or even completely stop this horribly debilitating condition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 fuck suicide just join the marines and keep re-enlisting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 this dude had it pretty put together. george eastman ya know the camera guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 lol dam n*gga I gotta think bout dis one. I b tyin some razor wire around my nek, and tye it 2 da pipe abov. Stand ona stool nd glue my hnds to my head. Jump, and it apears dat I riped my hed off. Stay up n*gga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 not for catholics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Suicide is for pussies. But there's nothing pussy about walking into a police station with a couple extended clips and seeing how many pigs you can take out before they kill you. Technically it's not even suicide if somebody else does it for you, so maybe Catholics can even get a pass? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Who are you calling a pussy, you emotionally coddled white American? i was not accusing anyone of anything; though in the first world, reasons for suicide usually do come of as a blatantly pussy one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Wasn\t directed at you, particularly. You're not even American. That "my work here is done" reason is very good. If you feel that you don't want to live anymore, why not? A la Hemingway and Hunter S Thompson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 If my life ever fell apart so drastically that I felt I had nothing left to live for, I'd just become a traveling drunken graff hobo. I'm not sure the wife and kids would be too stoked on that though. But this is my backup plan for if they all die in a fiery car crash or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 lol dam n*gga I gotta think bout dis one. I b tyin some razor wire around my nek, and tye it 2 da pipe abov. Stand ona stool nd glue my hnds to my head. Jump, and it apears dat I riped my hed off. My place has a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub Fi Gwan Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 catapult into space ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 If my life ever fell apart so drastically that I felt I had nothing left to live for, I'd just become a traveling drunken graff hobo. I could ride with this if the plan was altered a bit. Instead of riding the rails I'd just want to steal ATM machines and peel across the country with the proceeds. Yes, I know it's flawed, but suck my ass. This is fantasy and if you don't understand that, you might as well kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 suicide is for high school girls who get dumped and for cults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Aokigahara Suicide Forest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Probably in one of those 7 or 8 story malls... like the Westfield in downtown SF. add some perspective to the lives of all those mindless fucks buying shit they don't need. /no hippie anarchist shit or hang myself in a public place where it might be rather difficult to get my dead ass down. i don't agree with suicide in the vast majority of cases, but, as a contemplative person, i like to entertain the idea of it at times. the same way people think about the series of events that would ensure after, say, snatching a cop's gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I could ride with this if the plan was altered a bit. Instead of riding the rails I'd just want to steal ATM machines and peel across the country with the proceeds. Yes, I know it's flawed, but suck my ass. This is fantasy and if you don't understand that, you might as well kill yourself. Drunken graff hobos occasionally spend minimal time in holding cells and county. ATM robbers spend years in the pen. But you already acknowledged that your plan was flawed. No, I will not be sucking your ass... unless you're Jessica Alba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenneth Pinyan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 heroin... huge loans and lots of heroin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Probably in one of those 7 or 8 story malls... like the Westfield in downtown SF. It's 2011. 7 or 8 stories would probably just paralyze you for life. You'd be spending the rest of your days getting sponge baths and your diaper changed from male nurses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 suicide never but if times were down and out for me and my wife and kids id have an accidental death as long as i had a good life insurance policy. in a wood chipper after doing yard work so it looked legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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