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COULD YOU USE A BAILBONDSMAN IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

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If someone in your family got kidnapped and they're asking for like 50k

 

Think a bailbondsman would be down?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Give you the 50k loan at the 10% 5k to save your people

now, obv this wouldn't be something you'd try with one of the spots that's right next to the court house and has commercials an all...

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survival of the fittest son, if someone in your fam gets kidnapped they need to deal with that shit on their own. Look up the 9 year old girl from philly who escaped from the kidnappers and made it home safely. If a grown ass human being cant escape then they deserve to die

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Id say just blow shotties under the door that leads to the captive fam member and his/her captors. Make sure it's that kill so it kills the captors.

 

You are prolly thinkin "but under that logic it will kill my fam membr" Not if your fam is like my fam.

 

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survival of the fittest son, if someone in your fam gets kidnapped they need to deal with that shit on their own. Look up the 9 year old girl from philly who escaped from the kidnappers and made it home safely. If a grown ass human being cant escape then they deserve to die

 

Grown ass humans can't fit thorough basement windows.

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Surely they only kidnap a family member if you have enough cash to stump up the ransom?

 

If not, those are some dumb ass kidnappers

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this is exactly why i don't bench, squat, leg press, military press, db bench, db press, curls, or anything for that matter. i strictly work forearms and forearms alone. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

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do people even get kidnapped in america anymore? i thought that shit was an 80's crime.

 

Surely they only kidnap a family member if you have enough cash to stump up the ransom?

 

If not, those are some dumb ass kidnappers

 

 

PE3- I live like 15 minutes from Tijuana, Mex. Shit happens when people go there to eat or place bets or fuck 16 year old hookers frequently.

 

GRD- 3rd world countries think that all Americans are ballin outta control. (in comparison they are right)

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At that note: the last time my friends brother went to Tijuana, he had a dude offer to sell him a bald eagle. He had it in a cage next to his truck and shit.

 

How the fuck you supposed to get that back across the border?? :haha:

 

Depending on the price I woulda tried to cook it and eat some bald eagle tacos!

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No legit business is going to loan you money to pay for hostages, they'll tell you to call the cops.

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If someone in your family got kidnapped and they're asking for like 50k

 

Think a bailbondsman would be down?

 

I don't think a bail bondsman would be worth 50k.

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At that note: the last time my friends brother went to Tijuana, he had a dude offer to sell him a bald eagle. He had it in a cage next to his truck and shit.

How the fuck you supposed to get that back across the border?? :haha:

Depending on the price I woulda tried to cook it and eat some bald eagle tacos!

 

 

 

Shit you can get your own bald eagle right here in the good ole u.s. of a.

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At that note: the last time my friends brother went to Tijuana, he had a dude offer to sell him a bald eagle. He had it in a cage next to his truck and shit.

 

How the fuck you supposed to get that back across the border?? :haha:

 

Depending on the price I woulda tried to cook it and eat some bald eagle tacos!

 

we should sponsor KIR to go to tijuana so he can purchase a bald eagle, butcher it by the sea, roast it over a campfire and then post flicks.

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At that note: the last time my friends brother went to Tijuana, he had a dude offer to sell him a bald eagle. He had it in a cage next to his truck and shit.

 

How the fuck you supposed to get that back across the border?? :haha:

 

Depending on the price I woulda tried to cook it and eat some bald eagle tacos!

 

Yea, on Puerto & Revolution, right next to that zebra.

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Of course not, bail is just collateral so you'll show up to court instead of waiting in a cell. You pay the bondsman 10% of your bail, they keep the 10% when you show up. Why would they loan money that they have no idea of how they will get it back?

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