Swindle Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Who cares? She's probably cheated on you and lied to you the whole time you've known her. you got something you wanna talk about? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 wow, i ate an retarded amount of turkey this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 i ate an retarded amount 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 that be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 back to our regularly scheduled program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 do 'er in da poo'er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 break up with her, she wont be expecting that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Put it in her pooper. When you come back it's.... ^^^ yeah. Don't get drunk, pass out and forget everything that happened. And what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 pay a bunch of mexicans to rough her up in the park, maybe a fake rape scenario, then jump in like captian saveahoe and murder them all with a shovel. this will make you look like a fucking superhero to your girl, one she can count on to protect her from greasy foreigners and spiders and shit (bitches hate spiders yo). thats hella important btw, no one wants to date a pussy, they want a real man. then after you dispose of the bodies with your handy shovel, take the money you originally paid to them and use it to take your bitch (girlfriend) to a real fancy resturaunt, like olive garden or something.. why? because steak is so played out and besides, that shit gets stuck in your teeth and thats not sexy at all, anyways after she's had her fill of breadsticks (bitches love breadsticks yo)take her home and slam the shit outta her bro, my advice is to stock up on viagra, like 3 months worth and then on the day of your anniversary, take them all at once. eventually she'll lose all sensation from the waist down and thats when you mke your move and pee in that hoes butt like the boss that you are. it might be hard to pee in her butt with the huge amount of viagra you've ingested, so maybe save some pee in a bottle or something and then at some point slip in in there. its very important that you do this. peeing in her butt is the ultimate way to tell someone you love them, and whether you do it with your penis or a sierra mist bottle, its got to be done. this is a special night, don't fuck it up. -romero. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 If you don't know what the fuck she wants by now, don't expect a year two. Bitches is bitchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 ^ that. if you don't know what your girl would consider a good time, you're doing it wrong. if you can't come up with something on your own, ask her what she wants to do. chances are she's full of ideas that aren't peeing in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 My girls bday is coming up...Im gonna take her to a nice restaurant, buy her some stuff she liked online, and kill a bottle with her. /end date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 take her to outback steak house with your free dinner gift card dude i got one of these joints on my fridge just waiting for me to get in the car, drive to outback and consume delicious steaks !!!!! O and i almost forgot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 chinese/soul food take out and if you got any cutty spots with the caffeinated 4loco still, like a case of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 pay a bunch of mexicans to rough her up in the park, maybe a fake rape scenario, then jump in like captian saveahoe and murder them all with a shovel. this will make you look like a fucking superhero to your girl, one she can count on to protect her from greasy foreigners and spiders and shit (bitches hate spiders yo). thats hella important btw, no one wants to date a pussy, they want a real man. then after you dispose of the bodies with your handy shovel, take the money you originally paid to them and use it to take your bitch (girlfriend) to a real fancy resturaunt, like olive garden or something.. why? because steak is so played out and besides, that shit gets stuck in your teeth and thats not sexy at all, anyways after she's had her fill of breadsticks (bitches love breadsticks yo)take her home and slam the shit outta her bro, my advice is to stock up on viagra, like 3 months worth and then on the day of your anniversary, take them all at once. eventually she'll lose all sensation from the waist down and thats when you mke your move and pee in that hoes butt like the boss that you are. it might be hard to pee in her butt with the huge amount of viagra you've ingested, so maybe save some pee in a bottle or something and then at some point slip in in there. its very important that you do this. peeing in her butt is the ultimate way to tell someone you love them, and whether you do it with your penis or a sierra mist bottle, its got to be done. this is a special night, don't fuck it up. -romero. this is why your in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 me and my girl broke up on our 6 year anniversary it was pretty fucking romantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Honestly couldn't tell you what we did on our first marriage anniversary, much less our first whatever else anniversary before that. Probably just went out to eat then came home and fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 do 'er in da poo'er all jokes aside it occured to me shortly after making this comment my anniversary was coming up so thanks for reminding me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Put it in her pooper. 1yr 4months anniversary was Saturday, so i took my girls anal virginity. cool story br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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