Tuff Tone Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 This is probably the wrong place to ask for advice but what the hell. This Saturday is my 1 year anniversary with my girl. Anybody have some ideas on how I can make this really special? Hopefully some ladies can help me out. If not, talk shit, high jack thread, post weird pics, do what Channel Zero does best. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Put it in her pooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 no comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 surprise anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 Thanks guys, I would've never thought of that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 im thinking here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Get that bitch a pet a turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 a pack of smokes and a handle of rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset... Straight after anal 1yr = paper start there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Cook her a nice dinner and put a bunch of LSD in it. Go for an 8 hour walk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAMBER Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=1+yr+anniversary+ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 tell her you deserve blow jobs and anal after putting up with her bullshit for an entire year. tell her if she does it like she should you'll consider her for another year contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 This should have been a poll. With the obvious winner being BUTT SECKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 take her to outback steak house with your free dinner gift card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Rape her favorite pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Kush blunts n sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Go on a weekend trip to somewhere you two haven't been to. Take her out to the same place y'all went to on your first date. OR Since neither of you have done anal, perhaps you two should try it and have the entire weekend to recover. If your first date was on your bed, perhaps you two should reenact the first date on your bed. OR Hand her off to Boogie Hands. Brick. Brick. Brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 relevance. pretty close to zero. less of course you plan on coming out of the closet. fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re create first date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Re create first date This. You should make her a scrapbook of your first year together, I did that once and it brought out some tears, girls melt for that kind of sentimental shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Breakfast in bed, a day at Hay-on-Wye looking at old books(this requires a trip to Wales but that's okay, it's awesome). Dinner somewhere quiet, at dinner surprise her with something thoughtful and meaningful to her...can't help with that, Murenger for 10, a few pints of man in a box and home for sex all night by 11. I'd be equally happy with a litre of spiced rum and a Hitchcock marathon. /easytopleaseoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Who cares? She's probably cheated on you and lied to you the whole time you've known her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Bicycle ride to some scenic place. If you're not a total toy, paint her name on a wall and drive her past it, without telling her beforehand. Also, candles. Bitches love candles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Take her out to the same place y'all went to on your first date. Re create first date Re create first dateThis. Cook her a nice dinner and put a bunch of LSD in it. Go for an 8 hour walk. Looks like LSD-infused dinner is the majority. Let me know when to lock this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 You still have a few days to dump her and avoid the situation entirely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 You still have time to dismember her and take her parts out on separate dates so you can use up all these good ideas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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