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BUSH CHOKES ON PRETZEL

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Guest BROWNer

its not cool to laugh at others misfortune(s),

but when i heard bush choked on a pretzel

chunk i laughed my ass off.

he was watching some football...he fainted

while choking and smashed his face off something.

apparently he was out cold for a minute or so....

he's perfectly okay......so....

cue laughter...

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actually, it is cool... the Germans have a word for it, that I will now spell incorrectly... shadenfruede (?) it means harm/joy... that's why 'man hit in the testicles' always wins the America's Funniest Home Videos contests...

 

more to the point, when I heard the news, I wondered what game, and more specifically , what play... was it a bad call? interception? I mean, nobody actually thought Green Bay would lose, right? So, it had to be the Ravens v. Dolphins... still, what play?

 

I imagine him just jawing away and suddenly the tides turn, or his team gets robbed on a play, he takes a little breath before he screams at the TV and then... wakes up a half hour later with a splitting headache and blood on his face...

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...i guess this morningthey were saying he got rug burn on the face!hahahaha....dick....that and he said although he passed he didnt thinkhe passed out that long, cause his dogs didnt move...yeah probably cause they were to busy laughing themselves...if you aske me, he wasnt watching football, he was watching chris mathews blast the enron scandal....ouch....smile georgie boy....r

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Guest HESHIANDET

catch the birds smash tampa bay...... woah philly.

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...yeah and the gang green get dismantled by the fucking raiders....who the fuck leaves jerry rice open in the corner of an endzone down 7 with a few minutes left in the 4th...tell me dammit who!!!...the jets thats who...r

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Guest BROWNer

yes, "schadenfroh"...laughing at anothers misfortune...

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...hahaha....have you guys seen a flcik of it yet?....its a fucking big ole shiner right on the area between the corner of the eye and the temple...fucker took quite a header...way to go georgie boy...atleast he didnt puke and faint on the japanese PM....r

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"This condition, combined with his having just eaten a pretzel that he did not swallow properly"

 

oh so thats what they call it nowadays. not swallowing properly. shit and i thought he choked

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Guest whoremoan

its not funny at all you mother fuckers. if he fatally choked i would be laughin. no joke.

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yeah okay, choked on a pretzel...c'mon now, what really happened?

 

i think he had a heart attack, or something to that extent...and couldn't he just have refered to the "game" he says he was watching to tell how long he was out for? i mean anyone else could have, but this is dubya we're talkin about.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

.......

 

i doubt it had anything to do with a pretzel.

---bush is an alcoholic.

.......

 

i think we will find out sooner or later that the bush presidency was the most corrupted in history. this enron shit,this so called "war on terrorism"...its all gonna be bigger than big willie clinton getting his mack on.

im curious what you guys think about bush and enron, or if you guys even know anything about it. i hope there is someone here that stays up to date with politics.

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...seriously, one question whens the last time you choked on something and your heart rate went down?...if youre struggling to breathe i dont think your heart rate is going to decrease...i dont give a fuck what kinda disease they say it is....r

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yeh i agree.....i was just watching pbs news, they had a specialist on to talk about choking and what not. i couldnlt quite tell what they were talking about but it sounded like a heaping tablespoon of rhino dung if you ask me.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

if you fall OFF A COUCH(!) would you really get a bruise on your eye and lip? how high up is this couch?? im sure the president would have some nice 1 1/2 inch carpet. it sounds all like spin to me. now the news is trying to make it sound like EVERYONE chockes on pretzels. now this is my own thought but, i think with all this enron scandal buzz, bush got frustrated/angry/sad and then turned to a bottle for comfort, drank too much, then passed out and hit his head on a hard object.

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i herd it on the news to today. i was laughing so hard i choked on my chips. but still amagine what the us would be like if " president bush chokes on a pretzel and dies" . what would we do.

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Guest NATO

saw this today made me smile "we will get those folks responsible"

 

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