MrChupacabra Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 y'all gettin some serious 12oz play and attention. boogie hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 CORN_SLORE.JEGS... FUCKING YES LOL. IM DRUNK. fuck you ...i miss teh real boogiehands... i also sorta miss dirrrtyhabz.... nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 y'all gettin some serious 12oz play and attention. boogie hands. That's why my acceptance speech on the last page seems so rushed. Didn't expect it in the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 2, 2011 Author Share Posted October 2, 2011 Keep it one hunnih Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 tumbleweed. right nao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 they share dildos and herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 The key to blending in at college parties is standing out. *When crashing a Brown party use crutches, and have your buddy (crash partner) act as your best friend, yelling at people to move out of your way as you desperately crutch your way through the big crowd outside the front door. Nobody will question who you are if you have crutches, you're already the man. The first br0 alpha male to notice will yell "GET THIS GUY A BEER!" you will need a back story as girls will immediately wanna talk to you about your injury. This will draw the attention of some dude she blew and his friends who wanna check out this guy getting chatted up by some sluts. I usually say it's a torn ligament from a football game with some friends, but quickly change topic from sports and what school we attend to LETS TAKE SHOTS!!! This draws attention away from the bull shit sports talk the girls constantly hear these br0 douche bags talk about all the time to the new cool guy who is trying to have a good time. It helps to joke about a lot of off topic shit and act wasted when being questioned. If you find yourself bagging a hot slut than by all means, do what you gotta do, but if the chicks aren't up to par, your game sucks, or you just really need some money, start lurking around the house. Usually, at least one room mate wont be home, or around at the moment. I go for chicks rooms cause they are stupid. You will notice on their desk a Mac book pro, these things are practically free!!! Once you grab the goods, on the way out, grab a bottle or something. Don't let the party end just because you came up on a few hundred bucks! Get on down town for the 2am club fights, it's the best free entertainment this city has to offer. -college party guide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I've always hated the college parties that plague my beloved city, but if you do wanna partake in the br0 festivities, my dude just put you on with the muthafuckin SCIENCE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I've always thought they were the same person. Props to injury for speaking out on this issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 different, systemfailure is medicinecabinet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 it will not help any of our cases, but something system said a while back; something along the line of - MOMMM I AM MY OWN PERSON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 NOPE! chuck testa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonGeorge Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Another favorite is systematically pissing in every sink in the house. I dont get any sick perverted joy out of this but it just kinda warms my heart to know I am personally ensuring someone has a bad morning after... My girl who is a year rounder in Martha's Vineyard also told me its common play to steal all family pictures/car keys/anything else when the tourists throw party's and let the natives in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MrChupacabra again................lol good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 it will not help any of our cases, but something system said a while back; something along the line of - MOMMM I AM MY OWN PERSON you posted in the thread about sysfail right after i mentioned you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 i have been working at home/lurking all day... you tied me into this; of course i responded that being said, i understand the allegations thrown around in this thread; i just do not care... i post what i want, when i want to big whoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Toiletseat said something about me Realistic Correspondence, People actually loggin in their memories things I've said on here. That's some serious dubai. Keep it one hunnih SWISH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 It's official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bububublah Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Im from Attica he's from RISD get the shit straight and keep it 1 hunnih You are such a fucking assdick. Fuck outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 So 1000 people know they are? Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Poll results look slightly doctored, might have to call in an expert to be sure though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 just be glad youre not getting compared to COS like i did for the first 6 months of posting under this username. i share his country of birth, not his impeccable spelling talents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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