substanceOVERhype Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Underground apocalypse porn bunker in the Valley? We’ll take 11 of this story, please. Van Nuys company Pink Visual announced last week (NSFW) that it’s “begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.” The bunker will include several fully-stocked bars (but for how long??), a stage, and of course a porn studio. A plan of the site also shows “co-ed glass shower enclosure decontamination units” and a “hydroponics / refrigeration beverage center.” PV says they hope to finish major construction by September 2012 in order to be ready for the December 21 apocalypse. While spokesman Quentin Boyer told LA Weekly that at the very least PV will have an awesome one-night party, plus a spare bunker come December 22, he also says in the release “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury, whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung Earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.” from here http://la.curbed.com/archives/2011/09/porn_company_building_underground_apocalypse_bunker_in_van_nuys.php "we are fucked... not fucked... we are fucked" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 My 30th birthday is December 18th of 2012 and also happen get off that five year felony probation shit. I had an end of the world rager siesta planned but... I'm making a pilgrimage to this place with some babes and my SHTF pack instead. My giant dick and lack of STD's will guarantee me entry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Jimmy hats? nahhhh, youll run out of food b4 you get the aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 This reminds me of that day when the world was supposed to end back in 92 or 93. There was this chick in my class who I wanted to violate like no tomorrow. We were looking out the window looking for signs that the world was going to end and she said that if we see comets falling from the sky that we should all just break into an orgy. I was a horny teenager who was hoping to see comets fall from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I'ma be like a white Denzel in that one movie. Just leading a grip of hot Russian bitches named Mila to the Mecca. Aka San Fernando valley. Trade em for a 2 liter of water, a handful of Ranch Cornnuts and an iPod charge or some shit. It's gonna be tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 i find that woman wretched and ugly. and this idea is lulzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bububublah Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I feel like some crazy motherfucker with a firearm is gonna go berserk on December 20th or 21st 2011 so I'm just going to get drunk that day and stay inside and watch TV eating hot pockets and tortilla chips with salsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 I plan to push my file cabinet up against the door, and sit back in a rocking chair with a full clip. Maybe Ill draw a cute little sign to hang outside my door like " feel free to enter, if you want to leave with holes" I think I'd break out the old box of DESIGNS for that one. Another note they should set up a site with live cam action of the bunker for people who are also hunkered down in their own bunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 i find that woman wretched and ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 you need to watch that one episode of the outer limits, titled, dead mans switch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 No rape tunnel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 thats how you get in. giggity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 sounds like some baller ass shit. key word. sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 this bunker will ensure the survival of stds... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Yeah and also ensure that when the world is repopulated the population will either inherit good looks and whorish/greedy tendencies from mom or literally retarded looks and big dicks from dad. No homo though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 pure black chemistry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 MASTERBATORIUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 no vip access to bunker? maybe you can charge a weekend fee for zombies and what not...... or is their no more weekends after the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Im guessing the decor will comsist of a lot of leopard print and silk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 rape tunnel during the day: meanwhile outside: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 post apocalyptic titties bruh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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