screambloodygore 106 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 no shit. and every fucking city has weed. just get some when you get there, stoner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,887 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ^That. In my youth a weed mission in a foreign land was a top priority and it has lead to many a crazy adventure. Now when I travel I use that time to get off the smoke and clear my head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yonis 15 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 i'm almost positive that tsa employees (the majority) don't give a flying fuck if someone has a little bit of weed, chances are they'll take the drug for themselves before reporting it. how many times have any of you heard about someone getting arrested for a little bit of drugs at an airport? like i said in my previous post, it stank of weed for a good 10ft around me when i was in the airport, with the security guards and everything, and nothing happened. i happily blew my opana when i touched down in paris. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
En Sabah Nur 139 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 wait, you guys do drugs? am i gonna get cancer from talking to you on the internet? my mom says it's bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,887 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Yeah, the average nurga smokin that reggie stress. They smell that good blossom and they place it in a pocket and save it for later. The average nurga is a fuckin joke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nsmbfan 395 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 jugz got bagged Mother of god..... Is that him really? Jugz gets his wig split... that dude looks like a hippie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,887 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ^Yeah, that is really him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
viperface 166 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 "I'm here for the B.C.S." Body Cavity Search My fist shatters your grill I've done what I've done Time for me to fufill my desires to kill All that tries to kill me I return My intention is TO SEE YOU BURN! No soy el muchacho con mal intenciones En la casa yo soy el hombre com pantalones Tenga una fuerza como herculito Si no te gusta pues Mamame el bicho BODY CAVITY SEARCH Nadie nunca vas a entender Aqui yo soy que nunca vas a perder Pasas años y todavia quiere joder Como tyson a si te voy a morder Quieres gritar como una mujer To voy a mostrar y ahora vas a prender Tu tiene mucho pelos en tu lengua De tu boca sale mucha mierda Empanadas de macana somos por la maseta Body cavity search Is what I intend to give you There's no hope When my fist goes right through you Don't you feel surprised that I'm not, Not your dentist Now your face is numb Don't you feel a little restless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Kinkaid 84 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I took shrooms one day and then got a call that my flight had been moved to that day instead of the next day. It was an interesting flight to say the least but would not do it again. Yeah I flew on the tail end ofa mushroom trip as well and itsucked. I'd been up for two days, had the same clothes on, was sweaty and unshaven amd convinced some drug enforcement yahoo was going to pop out at any minute. Being high on planes sucks. Thankfully it was only a 1 hour flight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Shittles..TasteTheAsshole 153 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 use one of those smokeless bongs from the harrold & kumar movie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MekA_OnES? 86 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 im toe up before most flights I get on. aint no thang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
misterblunt 43 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Hilarious shit fags scared to get high before going to the airport. Talking about changing clothes and shit. Ya'll must live with your parents, no one gives a fuck if you stink like weed at the airport. blow blunts and drink whiskey at the airport bar. 10 dollars a shot??? No problem, they give you a double for A LITTLE more. amateurs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUGR 1,887 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I think you missed something Mr. Cool Guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gasfacevictm 727 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Forget it. All of you should carry weed on you in the airports. Small amounts won't get you busted. No not at all. They really don't care. I mean, why would any security group that strip searches old ladies in wheelchairs care about your weed? I know, I know...they are looking for bombs...and ONLY bombs. For real, they don't care. I read the TSA memo that said they don't give a fuck. Those were the exact words, too. "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DRUGS FOR PERSONAL USE ON THESE MORONS." Go nuts, guys. Have a blast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 712 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I got caught trying to carry a razor on a plane once. I'd be using it to scratch bus windows, and forgot it was in my wallet. Luckily I was only 15, so they didn't make me get anally violated. Cool story, br0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 836 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Go nuts, guys. Have a blast. Have a blast. Get blasted. You'll be cruising at 50 thousand feet before you even step on the plane, FAGGOTS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
john_gacy 426 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I'm not sure dude said when, he's probably somewhere else by now. Either way, if you're thinking of doing it you have to ask yourself if it's worth the potential hassle you will face, whether it's extensive searching or getting arrested. Anyone even considering taking shit with them on the plane should consider the fact that once you step into the airport it's all federally regulated territory. Sure, there might be the random cool guy who doesn't give a shit about some weed, but on the other hand, all of those TSA motherfuckers are federal officers by nature of their employment, and if they catch you with something illegal it only makes them look good. On top of that, shit that might normally cause you no trouble could land your ass in hot water once you hit the airport. Get drunk and act like an ass in a bar, maybe you get thrown out on your ass or beat up by a bouncer. Do that shit on a plane, end up in federal court the next day with your name in the news. As someone stated above me, you can easily find some shit where you touch down. This all being said, 2 stories I was told of recently. One homie of mine, who has his medical card, hopped on the plane from the state that issued his card no questions asked and flew to a state that does not have any medical privileges no problem. Another homie told me how he and his boys were in CAN and had some good bud that they smoked before the airport so they wouldn't have it on them, walked in stinking. Security pulled them aside, they told them the truth, had their shit gone over thoroughly, and were on their way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SystemFailure 549 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have a blast. Get blasted. You'll be cruising at 50 thousand feet before you even step on the plane, FAGGOTS And MAKE SURE your Juicy J mix is playin on LOUD to match your PACK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BELTOLEUM 244 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 King sized jay, then ya eat the hash brah. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sayWORD? 227 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Touring some quarries, huh? :lol: this needs to be bumped. and i think ive smoked weed 2 minutes before walking into an airport more times than i have not. but thats because i live where i do and the majority of you dont. quit being a pussy and eat that shit next time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SystemFailure 549 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I SMOKE A LOT OF WEED POP A LOT OF PILLS DRINK A LOT OF BEER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain dew 87 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Their job is boring, of course if they catch someone it makes for an exciting day. They will look for anyone they can get. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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