Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 use one of those smokeless bongs from the harrold & kumar movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 im toe up before most flights I get on. aint no thang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterblunt Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Hilarious shit fags scared to get high before going to the airport. Talking about changing clothes and shit. Ya'll must live with your parents, no one gives a fuck if you stink like weed at the airport. blow blunts and drink whiskey at the airport bar. 10 dollars a shot??? No problem, they give you a double for A LITTLE more. amateurs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I think you missed something Mr. Cool Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Forget it. All of you should carry weed on you in the airports. Small amounts won't get you busted. No not at all. They really don't care. I mean, why would any security group that strip searches old ladies in wheelchairs care about your weed? I know, I know...they are looking for bombs...and ONLY bombs. For real, they don't care. I read the TSA memo that said they don't give a fuck. Those were the exact words, too. "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DRUGS FOR PERSONAL USE ON THESE MORONS." Go nuts, guys. Have a blast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I got caught trying to carry a razor on a plane once. I'd be using it to scratch bus windows, and forgot it was in my wallet. Luckily I was only 15, so they didn't make me get anally violated. Cool story, br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Go nuts, guys. Have a blast. Have a blast. Get blasted. You'll be cruising at 50 thousand feet before you even step on the plane, FAGGOTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I'm not sure dude said when, he's probably somewhere else by now. Either way, if you're thinking of doing it you have to ask yourself if it's worth the potential hassle you will face, whether it's extensive searching or getting arrested. Anyone even considering taking shit with them on the plane should consider the fact that once you step into the airport it's all federally regulated territory. Sure, there might be the random cool guy who doesn't give a shit about some weed, but on the other hand, all of those TSA motherfuckers are federal officers by nature of their employment, and if they catch you with something illegal it only makes them look good. On top of that, shit that might normally cause you no trouble could land your ass in hot water once you hit the airport. Get drunk and act like an ass in a bar, maybe you get thrown out on your ass or beat up by a bouncer. Do that shit on a plane, end up in federal court the next day with your name in the news. As someone stated above me, you can easily find some shit where you touch down. This all being said, 2 stories I was told of recently. One homie of mine, who has his medical card, hopped on the plane from the state that issued his card no questions asked and flew to a state that does not have any medical privileges no problem. Another homie told me how he and his boys were in CAN and had some good bud that they smoked before the airport so they wouldn't have it on them, walked in stinking. Security pulled them aside, they told them the truth, had their shit gone over thoroughly, and were on their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have a blast. Get blasted. You'll be cruising at 50 thousand feet before you even step on the plane, FAGGOTS And MAKE SURE your Juicy J mix is playin on LOUD to match your PACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 King sized jay, then ya eat the hash brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Touring some quarries, huh? :lol: this needs to be bumped. and i think ive smoked weed 2 minutes before walking into an airport more times than i have not. but thats because i live where i do and the majority of you dont. quit being a pussy and eat that shit next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I SMOKE A LOT OF WEED POP A LOT OF PILLS DRINK A LOT OF BEER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Their job is boring, of course if they catch someone it makes for an exciting day. They will look for anyone they can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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