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Morning spliff before anal cavity search

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I havent flown in a while and im not sure how up tight tsa is now.

 

Im planning on smoking a marijuana cigarette before my flight, do i need to be hesitant about smelling like bud and what not before the security check?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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no, no, no buddy that is federal property and if you get caught that would be some serious charges. might even catch a trafficking charge...or an attempt at least

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my homie usually takes at least half a pack (cigarettes) of weedsticks.

 

the trick (because ive helped him pack em) is to roll cigs with bud in the middle (20% tobacco 80% weed, tobacco in front, weed in the middle, tobacco on top) and youre fucking golden.

 

whatevs thats just how we do and he has never been popped.

 

just spittin knowledge.

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Or smoke mad brunts and get a finger up your pooper while faded. Dao would approve I'm sure.

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You need to make sure you smell like a lot of weed so they think its too obvious for you to be actually carrying any on you..

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the fuck can they do, who cares.

 

smoke a rocket down the road in an open space, wash yer hands er some shit and proceed to have paranoya steadily creep up on you like an escalating brain twister of hell leading right up to your defecation onna stainless steel american standard in a glass box with customs agents standing within a few feet ready to ruin every orange of freedom you thought you ever had you fucking pussy.

 

and who the fuck are you anyways talkin on some marijuana cigarrette type shit like you the more you know shooting star flaming straight out the tv from an after school special 1993.

 

fagget.

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^..............with hotdogs wrapped together and wear a Muslim Head Scarf....while chanting allah over and over again

 

or rent a hotel and heat the stove up, take two butter knifes heat them with teh stove, put bud between them and use a straw to inhale the smoke....

 

or better yet go cook with bud, it is best

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i always carry that shit on my person, never in my bag or something.

i've been through all that crap with it too, body scans, patdowns..

 

but it's a tiny amount for use later, not at the airport.

 

i have smoked a spliff in an airport bathroom though. i'd do that i guess. bring a dryer sheet and just hold it in

 

i've also been around drug dogs right after smoking. it hasn't been a problem for me before but who's to say what could happen

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Stupidest shit I have ever done was carry some dumb shit like that through an airport.

Luckily I didn't get in trouble.

And that was pre 9/11.

Why would you risk it?

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i usually smoke a ton right before a flight. change clothes and good to go. ive checked in bud before, ive even brought it on my carry on, in a sealed bag of coffee. worked.

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get an easy bake oven and make some damn cookies or brownies or something. not that hard.

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