My girl wants to be tied up and shit. I have no idea what the fuck to do.

[MaxTheHooker]

TIE HER TO THE BED AND LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE.

 

 

 

more sound advice from eminem.

 

holy fuck. i died. :lol:

[Swindle]

what kind of guy gets freaked out by this, seriously.

[Mr. Peanut]

 

bondage tape...get it and use it on the bitch.

this stuff can be used for anything.

wrap it around her face a bunch of times...it adheres to itself and won't pull her hair out.

Tie her ankles to her wrists...whatevers clever.

 

I like the tie em up and blindfold em then go make a sandwich tactic.

bust in the room full force about an hour later and beat that ass.

She'll be putty in your hands homie.

[Creampuff]

string her the fuck up and take her to pound town...

 

:lol:

[injury]

PLAY THIS SHIT TOO

[Vincent Adler]

the best part about this thread is how many ppl are viewing it at 130 am east coast....lol 8 ppl and counting every refresh.

 

as for my contribution, it depends on what kinda tied up she wants. like tied up fake rape weird shit, or tied up so you can have you sexy way or what the fuck ever. seductive tied up, or tied the fuck up----are your two options. if its the latter, you may wanna pull the eject cause those girls are never normal through and through. put one on her face and call it a day sir.

[Pfffffffffft]

 

 

 

 

 

[AlwaysOverDoinn]

what kind of prude gets freaked out by this, seriously.

 

Fixd*

[eattingsnowflakes]

I came home one day and wifey was at the door with nothing on...

 

She said she wanted me to fuck her silly.

 

So I put on a clown mask.

 

:D

 

[twinky the kid]

bitchesaintshitbuthoesandtricks.gif

[canamontana]

wipe your vag off n tie that bitch up.

[MedicineCabinet]

your girlfriend probably enjoys having hot wax dripped onto her nipples by hairy 50 year old dudes with beer bellies

 

also, does she like corn?

[MrChupacabra]

this is your girlfriend.

[eLpAtRoNy]

Dude Ruuuun for the fuckin hills. Cause ur obviously scared of bush..then give me her address so i can come over and hog tie tht bitch.

[public617]

chill internet wankstas. now where does one go about getting this bondage tape? PS ill be thinking of you guys while I vic the ham wallet.

[injury]

Whatever you say Broseidon

[Swindle]

chill internet wankstas. now where does one go about getting this bondage tape?

 

i dunno man, maybe a fucking adult store?

[ygyfwqe]

Haha! Ah well! I recommend you see here! http://x.vu/227320

[watson]

this adult store you speak of, do they only sell adults? are they house trained? if i was to leave one in the car during a hot summer, would they die?

[Vincent Adler]

this adult store you speak of, do they only sell adults? are they house trained? if i was to leave one in the car during a hot summer, would they die?

 

:lol:

 

no sir, i believe youve misinterpreted. its actually a store thats all grown up. as opposed to a toddler shop.

[Bububublah]

Play rape. Hide in the bed room while she's in the shower, when she comes in toss a pillow case over her head, tie her ankles together and her hands behind her back.

 

Hold her head down and fuck her face, go down on her until shes about to come then stop and fuck her face again. A little doggy style, a couple of light slaps, then loosen the knots and let her escape. . .

 

You seem like a god damn expert on that shit.

[Sleazeside Heights]

If you don't tie her up, send her my way. sheesh!

[12packprophet]

If you have to ask a bunch of random people on a message board for advice on how to please your girlfriend then she isn't going to be your girl for long.

 

^This.

 

I'm not even going to bother wasting any more time on this thread.

[Toiletseat]

the rope goes around her neck.

[twinky the kid]

remember:

 

no always means yes.

safewords are for pussies.