Drue_Down Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 chinese ropes = squids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 use your teeth. for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 (Talk like Morgan Freeman.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Tie it to the ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 whoever said pee in the butt was right on the money...do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 yeah make the bitch wear it out to dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 tie 'er to the bumper and drive real fast to Mcdonalds for a big mac nigguh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 my fav thing with my wife is, cuff her hands behind her back,bend over couch,pull back on the cuffs an hair and watch her face,,,kinda wierd,but when i see her in pain,I HULK SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 do what that bitch wants, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 check it man. your chick wants you to tie her up. you seem scared and uninterested about it. break up with her cause its only gonna get worse with the sex fetishes. i suggest not getting too serious with the girl. you finna come home one day to her tied up from all angles with a cosby sweater while some nigga in a horse costume is making his dick disappear into her buttcheeks while theres a gimp midget going through your sock drawer looking for that triple row buttplug your lady made you buy for yourself cause its gonna "spice things up in the dungeon". im sure someone will be tied up to a fucking die hard battery too. so i would have fun with it nd not get serious with this chick, unless you know, you like that crazy shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Just wait for lilistcynical to pop in here for all your kinky fantasy needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm not exactly sure what the question is here. Do you own anything you could use to tie someone up? Do you know how to tie a fucking knot? PS: waterboard the bitch. Bitches love getting waterboarded. They just don't know it yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 tie her up and fart on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corporaljigsorequandry Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brickos Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 tell her you will do it one day to surprise her, then one day when she is really annoying you, tie her up then go down the pub. I came home one day and wifey was at the door with a red silk scarf on and nothing else... She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So I tied her up and went fishing. :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 next time your girl brings this up, do this (bonus points if it is brought up in public):: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 ive had one bitch ask me to do it. i was 18 and didnt give it any thought at all. bitch was into choking too, no worries, i obliged. i pretty much went along with all this girls kinky shit, minus any kind of strap on action, or me getting severely dominated. /nh six months into the "relationship" this girl tried slitting her wrists in front of me because her mom ran off with some australian dude she met on the internet. bitch had some underlying issues apparently. i dipped. so i agree with Drue 100% ps. i date real winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 These work quite well, they tighten when they struggle, but unlike a zip tie, you can release them quite easily. Called 'fasty strap' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxTheHooker Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 TIE HER TO THE BED AND LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE. more sound advice from eminem. holy fuck. i died. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 what kind of guy gets freaked out by this, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 bondage tape...get it and use it on the bitch. this stuff can be used for anything. wrap it around her face a bunch of times...it adheres to itself and won't pull her hair out. Tie her ankles to her wrists...whatevers clever. I like the tie em up and blindfold em then go make a sandwich tactic. bust in the room full force about an hour later and beat that ass. She'll be putty in your hands homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 string her the fuck up and take her to pound town... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 PLAY THIS SHIT TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Adler Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 the best part about this thread is how many ppl are viewing it at 130 am east coast....lol 8 ppl and counting every refresh. as for my contribution, it depends on what kinda tied up she wants. like tied up fake rape weird shit, or tied up so you can have you sexy way or what the fuck ever. seductive tied up, or tied the fuck up----are your two options. if its the latter, you may wanna pull the eject cause those girls are never normal through and through. put one on her face and call it a day sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 what kind of prude gets freaked out by this, seriously. Fixd* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I came home one day and wifey was at the door with nothing on... She said she wanted me to fuck her silly. So I put on a clown mask. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 bitchesaintshitbuthoesandtricks.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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