My girl wants to be tied up and shit. I have no idea what the fuck to do.

[public617]

I'm pretty good at jellying my dick in her brown eye, but the other day she told me she wants me to tie her up next time. Any of you sick fucks into this kinda shit? Do i need to learn like knot tying or any other cub scout skills? Im afraid to start watchin bondage porn because regular porn has already skewed my brain enough. So I figured I'd ask the channel zero lurkers. And ill show you guys some tits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bobbydigital]

handcuffs

[geezpot]

If you have to ask a bunch of random people on a message board for advice on how to please your girlfriend then she isn't going to be your girl for long.

[Realism]

I'm sure there is an amusing parallel to be drawn between this and the "Should I Fart on My Girlfriend?" thread, but it's just barely escaping me

[TONY MAYO]

Have you considered peeing in her butt?

[Inappropriate_Responder]

[KARD like WOE]

use a tshirt.. its soft.. and tie her wrists together... its soft so you cant "hurt" her.. unless she wants to get physical its a good start

[public617]

well the should i fart on my girl thread inspired me to make this one. Im pretty confident in my loins. shes enjoys herself everynight, and we have used like shitty fake handcuffs before. But shes tryna get strung up like a fucking kite or something. If you guys are cool ill take pics you can fap to.

[KARD like WOE]

string her the fuck up and take her to pound town...

[Realism]

Here is an anecdote: I know a girl who used to do this shit with her boyfriend...they did it in his car once parked out in the middle of nowhere and the cops rolled up, dude barely escaped a rape charge :lol:

[LUGR]

Fart directly up her nasal.

[mewzer]

just brutalize that shit....she asked for it because she wants it. they all do. dont try to make it comfortable.

[drumart]

so tie her up. but if she wants to be tied up an shit, im not sure how to go about her shitting part.

[Decyferon]

tell her you will do it one day to surprise her, then one day when she is really annoying you, tie her up then go down the pub.

[!@#$%]

^hahaha

 

sick fucks?

for tying a girl up?

 

 

 

 

start a thread if she wants you to rub poop on her face while she jerks off a tranny.

this is just sad.

[KARD like WOE]

girls love rape fantasies

[gasfacevictm]

TIE THAT WHORE UP.

IT'S FUN.

 

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[EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST]

you can tie her up with out it being some extreme crazy bondage type ish.

 

just enjoy it dude. dont make it a mission

[!@#$%]

they sell this shit on amazon for chrissakes

 

 

 

 

if you are GGG, you'll buy this instead

 

 

:haha:

[DownSyndrome]

WATCH AND LEARN young JEDI

 

[ohnoone]

SMH

[..romero..]

TIE HER TO THE BED AND LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE.

 

 

 

more sound advice from eminem.

[WorldBench]

[Butter_Milkshake]

Tie her up you pussy, and choke her when you fuck her. Girls like that shit. Use those plastic things they put around 6 packs for handcuffs (the ones you cut to save fishes)

[Tavaruawon]

I vote for tie her up then go to the pub. I'm doing this tonight.

 

Might switch it up a bit though. Tie her up and then go into the living room to kill an 18 pack and whoop my new roomates ass at Madden. She'll dig that.