canamontana Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 wipe your vag off n tie that bitch up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 your girlfriend probably enjoys having hot wax dripped onto her nipples by hairy 50 year old dudes with beer bellies also, does she like corn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 this is your girlfriend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eLpAtRoNy Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Dude Ruuuun for the fuckin hills. Cause ur obviously scared of bush..then give me her address so i can come over and hog tie tht bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 chill internet wankstas. now where does one go about getting this bondage tape? PS ill be thinking of you guys while I vic the ham wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Whatever you say Broseidon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 chill internet wankstas. now where does one go about getting this bondage tape? i dunno man, maybe a fucking adult store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ygyfwqe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Haha! Ah well! I recommend you see here! http://x.vu/227320 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 this adult store you speak of, do they only sell adults? are they house trained? if i was to leave one in the car during a hot summer, would they die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Adler Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 this adult store you speak of, do they only sell adults? are they house trained? if i was to leave one in the car during a hot summer, would they die? :lol: no sir, i believe youve misinterpreted. its actually a store thats all grown up. as opposed to a toddler shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bububublah Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Play rape. Hide in the bed room while she's in the shower, when she comes in toss a pillow case over her head, tie her ankles together and her hands behind her back. Hold her head down and fuck her face, go down on her until shes about to come then stop and fuck her face again. A little doggy style, a couple of light slaps, then loosen the knots and let her escape. . . You seem like a god damn expert on that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 If you don't tie her up, send her my way. sheesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 If you have to ask a bunch of random people on a message board for advice on how to please your girlfriend then she isn't going to be your girl for long. ^This. I'm not even going to bother wasting any more time on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 the rope goes around her neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 remember: no always means yes. safewords are for pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Tie her up you pussy, and choke her when you fuck her. Girls like that shit. Use those plastic things they put around 6 packs for handcuffs (the ones you cut to save fishes) Pretty much this. Hit her with a big ole " I own you cunt" thrust every now n then and your set buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Responda Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 (Talk like Morgan Freeman.) Wait what movie is this shit in i'm blanking.... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 SEVEN.! WITH BRAD PITT AND MORGAN FREEMAN IT'S ONE OF THE BEST SUSPENSE THRILLERS OF ALL TIME TO ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Responda Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 cool thats what i thought but my web searches for "seven spacey penis weapon" yielded nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 this thread makes me angr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 fuckin Jerboas, milkegrenadadas hates 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 hijacking my own thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fictionator Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 ease her in with some foreplay and tie her up, continue on to the "first potentially inhabitable planet found" thread and discuss. while tied up leave ken burns documentary on , the national parks, americas greatest idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Electric Retard excellence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Tie her up you pussy, and choke her when you fuck her. Girls like that shit. Use those plastic things they put around 6 packs for handcuffs (the ones you cut to save fishes) This! also hold a pillow on her face that always does the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Falcon punch her abused twat too, that's probably what her daddy used to do (Also find out what cologne he used to wear) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 you are all retarded. if he punches her until shes knocked out he won't have to tie her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 28, 2011 Author Share Posted September 28, 2011 strung her up like a dude named jamal down south. No punching i did slap her around a bit though. Wearing her dads cologne wouldve been a good touch. On the daddy issues note, my ex girl once called me dad during sex. Not daddy just dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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