public617 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm pretty good at jellying my dick in her brown eye, but the other day she told me she wants me to tie her up next time. Any of you sick fucks into this kinda shit? Do i need to learn like knot tying or any other cub scout skills? Im afraid to start watchin bondage porn because regular porn has already skewed my brain enough. So I figured I'd ask the channel zero lurkers. And ill show you guys some tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 handcuffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 If you have to ask a bunch of random people on a message board for advice on how to please your girlfriend then she isn't going to be your girl for long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm sure there is an amusing parallel to be drawn between this and the "Should I Fart on My Girlfriend?" thread, but it's just barely escaping me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Have you considered peeing in her butt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 use a tshirt.. its soft.. and tie her wrists together... its soft so you cant "hurt" her.. unless she wants to get physical its a good start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 well the should i fart on my girl thread inspired me to make this one. Im pretty confident in my loins. shes enjoys herself everynight, and we have used like shitty fake handcuffs before. But shes tryna get strung up like a fucking kite or something. If you guys are cool ill take pics you can fap to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 string her the fuck up and take her to pound town... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Here is an anecdote: I know a girl who used to do this shit with her boyfriend...they did it in his car once parked out in the middle of nowhere and the cops rolled up, dude barely escaped a rape charge :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Fart directly up her nasal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 just brutalize that shit....she asked for it because she wants it. they all do. dont try to make it comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 so tie her up. but if she wants to be tied up an shit, im not sure how to go about her shitting part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 tell her you will do it one day to surprise her, then one day when she is really annoying you, tie her up then go down the pub. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 ^hahaha sick fucks? for tying a girl up? start a thread if she wants you to rub poop on her face while she jerks off a tranny. this is just sad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 girls love rape fantasies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 TIE THAT WHORE UP. IT'S FUN. -->HOGTIED.COM<-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 you can tie her up with out it being some extreme crazy bondage type ish. just enjoy it dude. dont make it a mission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 they sell this shit on amazon for chrissakes if you are GGG, you'll buy this instead :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 WATCH AND LEARN young JEDI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 SMH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 TIE HER TO THE BED AND LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE. more sound advice from eminem. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Tie her up you pussy, and choke her when you fuck her. Girls like that shit. Use those plastic things they put around 6 packs for handcuffs (the ones you cut to save fishes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I vote for tie her up then go to the pub. I'm doing this tonight. Might switch it up a bit though. Tie her up and then go into the living room to kill an 18 pack and whoop my new roomates ass at Madden. She'll dig that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 just brutalize that shit....she asked for it because she wants it. they all do. dont try to make it comfortable. fosho, when the ladies want to be tied up they wanna get fucking tied up. poking the steak dounut and shit compared to what you about to get into (not necessarily with the first tie up), be down to go full throttle or back out now so she dont think you a pussy later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I wish earl was still a mod. He'd know right where to add the "on" in this title when he changed it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 I have corrupted this innocent young 18 year old girl so badly. Pulled her card, next weekend i put my package in her ups truck, shes slowly been getting more and more excited about choking on my dick, and im about to go cop a blind fold and some zip ties be back later fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 baggage. she has it. a lot of it. run now. tie her up. leave. run. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 chinese ropes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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