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Don't quit your day job.

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i have the opposite problem. my job's not that boring. i even blog about it, if you saw that thread (http://specialed.gangmembers.net), but it doesn't pay shit.

 

i've been trying to make 2 digits in my bank account last for a week. i get paid at midnight, but i will probably be doing the same dance halfway through the pay period. who the fuck let me major in sociology?

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I LOVE MY JOB

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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my day job. The old fella has gone thru 3 pairs of depends today. Thats fine. I always make sure he has some so he doesn't forget to put em on.... which he does anyway. If i try to help him he gets mad. If I leave him to do it himself he forgets his depends. He can hardly walk let alone make it to the bathroom to piss. So lunch comes around he pisses himself. No depends all over the kitchen floor. I get him some depends and a rag to wash his legs and nuts off. He starts putting em on and pisses the new depends before i get him in his pants. I help him into the bathroom and help him into some new depends. He doesn't quite understand how to put em on or the pants for that matter but i get him in some new ones and some pants on so all he has to do is stand up from the toilet and pull em up. Instead he starts taking everything back off. At this point hes asking for help... i'm trying my best to keep a positive attitude while pleading with him to get it together.

Thats my day job. I did just get a raise tho. Helps me pay for school.

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The larger the keyspace, the more possible key values, the more random the whole process, which increases the cryptosystem's strength

 

WHAT?

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depends

 

I thought you were joking about the diapers the same way people joke about guys needing a tampon. Haha This reminds me of the time I sent a free sample of adult diapers to a friend and, oddly enough, the time my friend sent me a package titled "Filipinos on the Moon Fund". I was wondering why the mailman was laughing as he handed over the package.

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You ever have those days....

 

... Where you question what you do and why you do it?

 

Well I'm having one of those fuckers now. Christ almighty, I was ready in more than one occasion just to go out for a smoke and not come back. I would have left all my clients in the lurch happily just for 5mins of breathing space. Combine that all with a dickhead for a boss and numerous colleagues it was fucking tough getting through today..

 

How does anyone else cope?

 

/end thread and go back to sulking in the pub.

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Re: You ever have those days....

 

WHAT UP, NIGGA.

 

YEAH, I HAD THOSE MOMENTS BEFORE.

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Re: You ever have those days....

 

Almost every day is one of those days. It doesn't help that it's so bloody dreary either.

 

Britney Spears was in Stokey and Dalston today apparently, you should have gone and thrown eggs at her, that would have cheered you right up.

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Re: You ever have those days....

 

Yeah, i recently realized that i really should have studied something completely different; after getting through academic school general requirements, I've hated every single one of my actual major classes. I am very close to graduation; single digits in terms of credits. And i get to repay the loans regardless of whether i finish or not. So i sweat out the rest of my time here ... maybe i'll get a job sometime.

 

Coping? I started drinking by myself and sleeping with everything. Skateboarding too.

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Re: You ever have those days....

 

WHAT UP, NIGGA.

 

YEAH, I HAD THOSE MOMENTS BEFORE.

 

 

 

Whattup dawg? (read that in an American not London accent!!)

 

I think cocktails at lunch be the way forward...

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Re: You ever have those days....

 

Sounds like somebody needs to rehydrate.

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