abcs Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 my situation is increasingly stressful. So much to say but i wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 i tweeted "don't quit your day job" to cj sapong yesterday because of this nonsense: great forward. horrid rapper/poet/whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 my day job. The old fella has gone thru 3 pairs of depends today. Thats fine. I always make sure he has some so he doesn't forget to put em on.... which he does anyway. If i try to help him he gets mad. If I leave him to do it himself he forgets his depends. He can hardly walk let alone make it to the bathroom to piss. So lunch comes around he pisses himself. No depends all over the kitchen floor. I get him some depends and a rag to wash his legs and nuts off. He starts putting em on and pisses the new depends before i get him in his pants. I help him into the bathroom and help him into some new depends. He doesn't quite understand how to put em on or the pants for that matter but i get him in some new ones and some pants on so all he has to do is stand up from the toilet and pull em up. Instead he starts taking everything back off. At this point hes asking for help... i'm trying my best to keep a positive attitude while pleading with him to get it together. Thats my day job. I did just get a raise tho. Helps me pay for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 19, 2011 Author Share Posted September 19, 2011 The larger the keyspace, the more possible key values, the more random the whole process, which increases the cryptosystem's strength WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 19, 2011 Author Share Posted September 19, 2011 depends I thought you were joking about the diapers the same way people joke about guys needing a tampon. Haha This reminds me of the time I sent a free sample of adult diapers to a friend and, oddly enough, the time my friend sent me a package titled "Filipinos on the Moon Fund". I was wondering why the mailman was laughing as he handed over the package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 You ever have those days.... ... Where you question what you do and why you do it? Well I'm having one of those fuckers now. Christ almighty, I was ready in more than one occasion just to go out for a smoke and not come back. I would have left all my clients in the lurch happily just for 5mins of breathing space. Combine that all with a dickhead for a boss and numerous colleagues it was fucking tough getting through today.. How does anyone else cope? /end thread and go back to sulking in the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... i think fred durst wrote a song about this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... i live 2 blocks from my office so.... bong rips at lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 19, 2011 Author Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... WHAT UP, NIGGA. YEAH, I HAD THOSE MOMENTS BEFORE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Almost every day is one of those days. It doesn't help that it's so bloody dreary either. Britney Spears was in Stokey and Dalston today apparently, you should have gone and thrown eggs at her, that would have cheered you right up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... it happens to everyone. lunchs with margaritas make me not care about the shit happenings at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Yeah, i recently realized that i really should have studied something completely different; after getting through academic school general requirements, I've hated every single one of my actual major classes. I am very close to graduation; single digits in terms of credits. And i get to repay the loans regardless of whether i finish or not. So i sweat out the rest of my time here ... maybe i'll get a job sometime. Coping? I started drinking by myself and sleeping with everything. Skateboarding too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... WHAT UP, NIGGA. YEAH, I HAD THOSE MOMENTS BEFORE. Whattup dawg? (read that in an American not London accent!!) I think cocktails at lunch be the way forward... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... you die at the end. fuck working jobs you dont enjoy. find a more chill pub to work at, brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Thankfully, not very often. Working with your hands + no customer service FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Sounds like somebody needs to rehydrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... drop everything, live like a wild man in Patagonia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... ^me too. 'on a long enough time line the survival rate for everyone drops to zero' i'm not sure we could be any more insignificant when you consider the amount of stuff in the universe and the amount of time it has and will exist (ed) do it to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... sounds like my life, what am i doing here, and why me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... I'm usually in this mindset when I'm coming off cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... You never wrote me back, dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... Never give up frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... You never wrote me back, dick. 7:20PM EST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... you die at the end. fuck working jobs you dont enjoy. find a more chill pub to work at, brah. this. and wait. if you're a bar tender, suck it up. what an awesome jerb, man. there are a billion people out there including myself that would give just about anything for a gig like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackAgain Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Re: You ever have those days.... I'm sure everyone has one of those days, just don't let them put you down Brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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