earmuffs Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Give here the tumbleweed right nao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wait till she's asleep, open her eye lid gently, position your butthole two inches from her eye, then let one slip. Guaranteed pink eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 gnarly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 im not sure if i should systematically break up my roommate and his girlfriend or not. she is around too much (lives/sleeps here), and insists on talking to me (like right now since they just had a fight) even though I don't care and don't act like I care. It'd be ok if she actually listened, but she just talks about herself all the time. She has her OWN apartment. It's not far (20 minutes walking) but they are actually thinking about letting her sublet her place (she just got laid off and needs money). This reeks of new unwanted roommate status. I don't want her living here. He should break up with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I need to break them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 As long as you don't care what she thinks of you, that should be pretty easy. Maybe even fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 great threadname change. I almost choked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 do it to your girl when shes sunbathing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Open your hand inside her body and wear her like a glove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Open your hand inside her body and wear her like a glove we called that "the bomb" in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 we call it a sunflower ... its fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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