nsmbfan Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 How soon is too soon? Etc.. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? as soon as you meet her.. if she stays its destiny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Get it out of the way early... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? *ON* her?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? the answer is clearly YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Just saying I love mexican food, as does she, so its just a matter of time before I do cut ass all over the poor girl... currently ripping ass in the restroom or kitchen away from her. I don't want to fart on her necessarily but its probably good to innoculate her with my man smells early on. Is two months good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Smokin some tumbleweed right nao I farted close after 4 months. I took it slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? dont waste any more time! if u do it may cause a back up and u'll have to drink black pony piss water to solve it or something like that. my current gf does not mind my manly scents. i ripped ass the second time we hung out after eating tacos.. and it makes her laugh. even tho she did not find it amusing when i farted on her:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? fart on her mom 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? fart in her face. If she stays with you, you should leave her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? JUST DO IT. nikeswoosh.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Fart on your old, piss on your new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? ... Holy shit... :lol: I guess its a question I always knew I would need to answer one day. Most of my relationships last two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Responda Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? maybe you should just... pee in her butt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? If you are a real boss you fart in front of them before you date. like lift a leg off the couch and tear lion ass. When you finally bed her down and wife her up shes so used to the farts, if you're not peeing in her butt and farting down her throat you must be gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Fart into her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? mark your territory early .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? This is hardly related, but I know some kid who was calling random numbers and then ripping into the phone when they picked up. I guess he was doing it sans pants for better acoustics /NH. Long story short, after doing it successfully a couple times he dialed, they picked up, and he shit all over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Give her some chocolate right after you fart on her for the first time, and the next few subsequent times. That should help her adjust to your manly odors by associating them with something sweet and pleasant. After a while your farts will have such close ties to chocolate in her mind, that just the fart by it's lonesome will trigger an immediate release of endorphins, inducing a euphoric state of ecstasy. Letting one rip on occasion could therefore become a vital step towards building a healthy, happy relationship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? does this graph say symbols farts on the first date?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? No while playing hide and seek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Just remember that if you fart on her, she'll return the favor. Farting on each other is the gateway drug to cheeto feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? Tony is on the right track. What I would do is keep her in a small room whenever she isn't at school/working/out with friends. Basically any time you spend together, confine her to a small room. There will be a tube in the wall of this room that dispenses food. With a discreet sound system wired into the room, fart into a microphone so it is projected into the room via the speakers and she hears all the nuances. Just be sure to refer to my story on the last page so as to avoid making a mess. Immediately after you do this, dispense some of the food. Essentially, you're going to keep doing this for an indefinite time period. Over time she will start to associate the sound of your farts with being fed, and you will have invaluably contributed to the field of human psychology. This experiment has been successfully conducted with dogs and ringing bells. Contribute for the good of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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