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seeking: do you mind if i interview you... no graffiti stuff... just random

questions

BEARDO: yes, but i guess i'll do it anyway

seeking: what do you think about porn movies?

BEARDO: theyre cool

seeking: haha i bet... when was the last time you watched one?

BEARDO: i watched about 10 minutes worth about a week ago

seeking: i really wanted to buy you one... i didn't know I had to 21!

seeking: but now i'm 22... i have a fake ID

BEARDO: you shoulda been born sooner

BEARDO: thats illegal

seeking: speaking of being illegal. I'm suppose to paint some legal wall soon

seeking: It's gonna run forever and ever because the guy i'm painting it with

owns the place

BEARDO: wow

seeking: this is still part of the interview ya know

seeking: okay... if you can travel to one place... where would you go?

Secret: and why?

BEARDO: europe, to paint

seeking: good answer!

BEARDO: i know

seeking: i hit you up a lot here

BEARDO: thanks

seeking: word gotta represent strictly cleavage

seeking: no diamonds, but i'll do some hearts soon

BEARDO: mos def

seeking: sexy chickens no doubt

seeking: what is the craziest thing you've done?

BEARDO: spray paint on stuff

seeking: yeah from what i remember... you have stories for miles

BEARDO: yeah, i've spray painted lots of stuff

seeking: what was that one story? about the mattress on the 3rd rail??

Secret: haha

BEARDO: one time, there was a matress on the 3rd rail

BEARDO: it shouldnt have been there

seeking: haha

seeking: that shit is crazy

BEARDO: yeah

seeking: you're a maniac

BEARDO: someone was sleeping on the 3rd rail. thats dangerous

seeking: i've beat up chicks before

BEARDO: me too

seeking: you're the best... you really are

BEARDO: i know

seeking: haha. julia and i just love you

BEARDO: i loved both of you, separately, and together

seeking: with hula skirts?

BEARDO: i only wore it that once!

seeking: well, i gotta talk to her about it. we'll work something out.we should go to Rome

BEARDO: im game

seeking: haha

seeking: so what groups have you been listening to lately?

BEARDO: i dont know

BEARDO: phish

BEARDO: dead

seeking: jane's addiction is dope

BEARDO: you konw, all that shameless hippie shit

seeking: which ghost face album? i have the first one

BEARDO: 36 chambers

seeking: haha someone just told me you've been getting up in video games??

BEARDO: yeah, i make little flash games with my tags in them

seeking: he told me you're all over grand theft auto 3

seeking: some dude from cincinnati

BEARDO: whos he

BEARDO: ah

seeking: i went to SF with him... he's a cool guy

seeking: he writes Serger

BEARDO: no hes not

seeking: i'm all about the old video games

BEARDO: i can see why

seeking: how about you?

BEARDO: not at all

seeking: very nice... i noticed your huge nothing collection in your room

seeking: not to mention all your damn SHOES!

BEARDO: i got a whole lot of nada baby

seeking: jesus you've got more shoes than me

seeking: nice! you should get me some kicks... they probably don't

even make them my size

BEARDO: yeah, you have big ass feet

seeking: 5.5 in men

seeking: maybe even 6

seeking: haha nah i look dumb in basketball shoes

BEARDO: haha you look dumb anyway

seeking: airmax95's!

BEARDO: yeah guy

seeking: well those shoes are considered new so nevermind

seeking: i'll just stick to my good old adidas

seeking: craaaazy

seeking: you've got your hands on more nike's than a chinese kid at a

sweatshop

BEARDO: i know right

seeking: really? i didn't know you own a sweatshop

BEARDO: i own a chain of sweat shops

seeking: for a second there, i thought they were pretty boys!

BEARDO: they were.

seeking: the old Nas was dope

BEARDO: i dont think so

seeking: my friend showed me an old magazine with the whole SC crew

in it.. I thought that was pretty fresh

BEARDO: im not in SC crew

seeking: I think it was Mass Appeal?

BEARDO: it was connecticit appeal

seeking: are you selling anything?

seeking: if they're 1990 i'll never wear them!

Rebel: why?

Secret: because i'd want to keep them in good condition

BEARDO: everything

seeking: secret

BEARDO: hi

seeking: coney island

BEARDO: hot dog

seeking: subways

BEARDO: hot dog

seeking: donkey

BEARDO: hot dog

seeking: sweet

BEARDO: hot dogs with relish

seeking: and spice

BEARDO: dog hot

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Guest Pilau Hands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by Pilau Hands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

fucking ditto :lol:

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seeking: i've beat up chicks before

 

i bet you have.

 

now, when i intially saw this thread i was like "fuck...now even seekings interviewing people" and i was just looking for an excuse to rip this apart, but the whole ripping on secrets thread was kind of really amusing to me, i like that everyone and their mother is biting tylers styles and interviewing people now with shit that isnt even funny...i mean cmon, wheres the satirical wit?

 

seeking, when do you want to do this shit? youve renewed my interest in doing a REAL interview, tyler durden style.

 

 

stylebiters catch my rusty shank like all the other fools.

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BEARDO: one time, there was a matress on the 3rd rail

BEARDO: it shouldnt have been there

BEARDO: someone was sleeping on the 3rd rail. thats dangerous

 

BEARDO: hot dog

seeking: subways

BEARDO: hot dog

seeking: donkey

BEARDO: hot dog

seeking: sweet

BEARDO: hot dogs with relish

seeking: and spice

BEARDO: dog hot

 

 

 

lol

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Guest beardo
Originally posted by Tyler Durden

shit that isnt even funny...i mean cmon, wheres the satirical wit?

 

it was supposed to be painfully dull.

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Originally posted by beardo

it was supposed to be painfully dull.

 

SUCCESS!!!

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I'm still waiting for the cracked ass interview. You guys all think I'm wise and knowledgable and humble, but I'm actually a seething pot of narcissism.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES
Originally posted by beardo

 

it was supposed to be painfully dull.

...no offense, it was. you guys need someone with some spunk like me!

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Originally posted by seeking innocence

seeking: what is the craziest thing you've done?

BEARDO: spray paint on stuff

seeking: yeah from what i remember... you have stories for miles

BEARDO: yeah, i've spray painted lots of stuff

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

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seeking: what was that one story? about the mattress on the 3rd rail??

Secret: haha

BEARDO: one time, there was a matress on the 3rd rail

BEARDO: it shouldnt have been there

seeking: haha

seeking: that shit is crazy

BEARDO: yeah

 

 

 

hahahaha....i feel like i was just listeing to 2 kids who ride the short bus....r

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

hahahahahahahahahaha.......oh mercy:lol:

 

hey that's my line....and I stole it form Skinner.

 

:huh?:

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