ReackOne Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. lube up your asshole, it will hurt less when it comes out :lol: Go for laxatives man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. if that doesnt work, then eat a lot of old yogurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black coffee like a mad man. chug heavy whipping cream. Make coffee and let it sit in the fridge for a day or two. The organics in the coffee decompose slowly making the coffee even more of a laxitive, the taste doesnt change but the effect does. Why do I know this? I love iced coffee and used to brew huge batches. I began to wonder why I was shitting my brains out constantly...it was because i was enjoying 3 day old fridge coffee. Google is youre friend when your in need. i've used heavy cream instead of milk in my coffee and that always make me have to shit crazy. i'd probably just get a laxative though and clear your schedule for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Just go out get completely drunk, eat a dodgy kebab or taco and the next morning prepare to punish that u bend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. http://youtu.be/LkSI6GoM1gI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Drink Kombucha This^ Also try drinking 1tbsp of chia seeds in about 8 oz of water. go to your local health food store and buy some probiotics, 50billion+ culture stop taking opiates/suboxone/methadone, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Have you tried cocaine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Take a bump like hater suggested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PROBably Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Make sure u find out how many curics it is and tell bono Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. drink a few blacks and then let their boys beat the shit out of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. superb title change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Like lambmeat said...if ur taking any type of painkillers, that can deffinately be the cause. Alotta times opiates will either make u constipated as fuck, or it will make u shit the densest little turds u ever felt leave ur butthole (super nh). Im tellin u from personal experience here, ive had shits about 2inches big that splashed my ass worse then some of the larger logs ive layed in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. COFFEE IS NOT A FUCKING LAXATIVE ... it is a diuretic. . . . meaning it will not help you shit, but help you piss out water that you need to help you shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. drink half a cup of olive oil drink lots of water afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. I've never been constipated before, but it sounds awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. You ain't shit, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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4x4 Posted September 3, 2011 Author Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. As some of you predicted, black coffee didn't do SHIT(aside from keeping me up in misery all night) SO, I'm gonna try some of this chank coconut water I got at the 99c store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. While I appreciate the update, I don't really see why you don't just grip a box of laxatives. I've never been as full of shit as you, but it doesn't sound like something a home remedy is going to make better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4x4 Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. Coconut milk worked in like 30min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. pic or it didn't happen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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