POINTFIVE Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Vibrating butt plug. Don't take my word for it, just do it and see for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 that might be awkward at security. i usually take a couple hits of acid before a flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 getting really fucked up beforehand does not hurt at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 flying is rad. my grandpa was a pilot, my father was a pilot, and ill eventually get off my ass and learn ye olde flying machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I'm fine with flying Turbulence freaks me out a bit I was on a flight not long ago and we hit some turbulence. Shit was shaking pretty hard. There was an empty seat next to me and stewardess sat down and was freaking the fuck out. her hands were shaking and she started eating peanuts all nervous like. It was weird. If the stewardess was freaking out,i had reason to be freaking out. the palms were sweating that time but usually i'm fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 just think of some massive cocks it will be soothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 i prefer driving or taking a train, much cooler than flying. sure its hell of a lot slower, but you cant get into too much shenanigans on a plane. you also cant see any cool shit along the way. i mean if you gotta be somewhere yesterday than you gotta do what you gotta do, but if its planable, i take one of the other 2 options. Train is fuckin dope. I've taken Amtrak across country a few times and it's fuckin rad. Unfortunately I don't have the time to take the train for this trip. Xanax it is, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramatikalerror Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I'm ok with it. I had real bad turbulance with my last flight to Clevland(that's the first bad sign, going to clevland..) I also get reall bad allergies when I'm in the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 You should go skydiving, that'll help your balls grow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 i hate taking off and landing and turbulence is the worst. i usually just get drunk or take xanax. but, if you just want to sleep and feel relaxed you can try a cheaper over-the-counter alternative: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 Good looking out. I think I have some Xanax laying around... so, that's probably what I'll end up taking, haha. I gotta remember Dramamine for the future though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 dramamine didn't help my airsickness, nor did it make me tired. just saying fyi, and that was me. i know it does help a LOT of people planes are safe though. and just think, every once in awhile the plane hits a flock of birds, loses both engines, and still lands ok. ... as for the stats thing, there ARE a gazillion ways to interpret safety. but here's how it goes for miles travelled.. If a particular individual traveled 1,000 miles in a plane they would have a 1 : 1,400,000 chance of dying (one fatal accident per 1.4 billion miles flown). If the same individual traveled 1,000 miles in an automobile, they would have a 1 : 63,000 chance of dying. This means that airlines are 22 times safer (when only fatalities are involved) than automobiles, per mile flown/driven. another thing Considering that the 1,000 mile trip in a plane will likely be more like 1,500 in the car, and that non-fatal but debilitating injuries are presumably more common in automobile accidents than in plane crashes (although plane fatalities are surprisingly low in accidents; over 95% of all people involved in airplane crashes survive!), and it is safe to say you'd be better off traveling by air. ** i've flown a TON. i lost track of how much in the US. taken at least 20 overseas trips. i've also driven a lot. all over the US i almost died in a car, broke 7 ribs and a collarbone, plus collapsed a lung and fucked up my left kidney and spleen. i couldn't be in a car, comfortably, for about 4 years after. didn't own a car for 6 years after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 Thanks for that break down Symbols... If flying doesn't go well, maybe I'll get a fucking horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Flying scares the shit out of me too, it should if you're human like someone said its instictal to be afraid when youre up in the fucking clouds. Hitting turbulance is like seeing a shark fin in the water for me, but then I think how few plane crashes there are and how the pilot wants to live just as bad as I do. It also helps to think that you can fly 2 hours or drive for 13. Its not a hard choice for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceBruce Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm ok with it. I had real bad turbulance with my last flight to Clevland(that's the first bad sign, going to clevland..) I also get reall bad allergies when I'm in the plane. pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkusicUL2s#t=02m00s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 flying is the best. statistically its the safest form of travel there is... sit back, listen to music, watch tv, see things from the air. have a few drinks before hand to maybe take the edge off... you'll be FINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I've never been on flight that was longer than an hour and its about 59 minutes too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 flying is the best. statistically its the safest form of travel there is... sit back, listen to music, watch tv, see things from the air. have a few drinks before hand to maybe take the edge off... you'll be FINE That's easy to say for someone from the future... Nice try, George Jetson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Somebody lemme hold some frequent flyer miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 Somebody lemme hold some Xanax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 go in toilet. fap until land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Charge iphone batteries Smoke weed on way to airport Make weed brownies if domestic flight Have good new music and a book/magazine on deck. Pretend you no speak a Engrish to people seated next to you Let the fat fuck next to you know his fat isn't welcome on your side of the armrest Don't eat anything that will make you gassy or worse yet, have to take a dump mid flight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 Don't eat anything that will make you gassy or worse yet, have to take a dump mid flight I think this is some of the most valuable advice that I have received. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 hate flying. just hate it. i take lorazepam- not only calms the nerves but usually puts me to sleep through the flight too. i just cant stand to think about how... stuck i am up there. that if i want to get away or feel uneasy, there is no where to go. stuck in a capsule miles above ground. just got off a 10 hour flight actually, but the preceding 1 hour flight was way worse- one of those rickity board-from-the-tarmac-staircase planes that holds like 60 people and dips and dives at every bit of turbulence. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 Is lorazepam the same thing as Ativan? I feel you on feeling trapped... I think it's the fact that if I feel uneasy, which I do when I'm 6 miles above the ground, there's nothing I can do about it. Fuck, I'm stressing, hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Got bumped to first class on my last fight and drank Jack and Coke all the way home. And they hooked up a free round trip flight because of some bullshit that happened on the runway so we couldn't take off. I still hate flying though. Rather drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Is lorazepam the same thing as Ativan? I feel you on feeling trapped... I think it's the fact that if I feel uneasy, which I do when I'm 6 miles above the ground, there's nothing I can do about it. Fuck, I'm stressing, hahaha. that sounds about right, not sure off the top of my head though. moral of the story is... fuck flying. already loathing the potential 6 more flights on my schedule before the year is up. kill me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 I've never been on a plane before. For reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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