injury Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 You lucky fuck, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 a pal o' mines got full on kicked. and i mean volleyed square in the fuckin' face for bein' a dick head ootside a party... boyo had on some jesus piece face cast and black eyes that spread from ear to ear. after an operation to fix his beak... he complained aboot the dried blood smell tae, then just fuckin' hoovered a line right off the table in the pub 30 minutes later and claimed it cleaned everything oot... it may well be something to consider... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 ^His left eye thanks him for being a dork. *edit: Clean yo fingernails yo That's what your fingers look like when you pick a bloody nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I feel for you man, things that mess up your sense of smell/taste are fucking horrid. When I was about 10 I sneezed while eating a carrot and a small piece of it ended up somewhere way up in the back of my nose. There wasn't anything I could do to get it out so I just forgot about it. Until a few days later when I'd been wondering why everything smelled so awful, I had looked around the kitchen and in the trash bins at home and found nothing that could explain the stench. And then I realized it was the fucking carrot rotting away somewhere inside my head that made EVERYTHING smell and taste like shit for almost a week. /coolstorybro wow man, i haven't thought about this in a long time. When i was a little lad, i was at the fucking olive garden or something, tried to shoot one of those little cube pepperonis out of my nose, inhaled on accident. Was up there for weeks. I must of been 6 or 7. It eventually came out when i was in the shower (did i take showers when i was 6? I don't remember) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I know a dude who snorted coffee creamer and got a tumor the size of a clementine inside of his nose/face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Sounds like a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 got the typical chin scar. 12 or so. when i was 4 my boy's brother shoved a wooden swing into my dome. 10 to the side of my left eye. a long, light scar across my cheek from diving into bougainvillea. that's my favorite. no stitches though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 I put a spoon through my cheek when I was 3, right under my left eye. I almost scooped the eyeball out and did nerve damage, but luckily avoided both. Got a nice life long scar as a result though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 LOLWUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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