corporaljigsorequandry Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 my back and legs and hips are totally fucked, i cant stand up straight, i walk like im 90, it keeps me awake at night, all the fucking weed in the world doesnt make it better. vicodins are nothing more than cute little candies. ive been to chiropractors, massage therapists, i try to stretch but it hurts so much i get tears in my eyes,ice and epsom salt are small temporary reliefs . fuck im loosing my fuckin mind here.and im about to loose my job too if i keep taking days off because i cant walk does anybody share my pain and/or have any pointers on how to deal with this?thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 kill yo self, first. then get back to us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Have you seen a doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corporaljigsorequandry Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 no medical insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 vicodin? sounds like you need to up the ante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 It sounds like it could be nerve pain. Try some Ibuprofen and a TENS machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin nombre Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 get script, sell said script, rub money on back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 sympathetic donations squad assemble! there is no such thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 wowgold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Get a Chinese nigga to stick needles in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 This works wonders for your spinal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 buy coogi sweater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Try sleeping on the floor to flatten and stretch out your back? Use a heating pad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 What was the cause of your back problems?? Chronic over long term or did you fall/injure it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corporaljigsorequandry Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 i think just chronic, my back has hurt since i was in jr high, but it never affected my ability to function until i was 18. im 23 now and it hasnt stopped much since it started. apperantly the muscle mass in my legs is really un toned and it gets super tense and pulls my hips out of place which causes my spine to follow it down and pinch my ciatic nerve. ive fucked with 800mg ibuprofins they didnt do shit. chiropracter let me borrow a tens unit but had to give it back and cant afford my own at the moment.blaaahhhh. to do list : look into chineese niggaz with needles....rub money on back...buy sweater. thanks guys. ill be running marathons in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Ok, well the immediate thing you can do is try to find an acupuncturist who will hook the needles up to that electric muscle stimulator machine. Everytime I had pulled muscles, pinched nerves, etc., it always made it better. But, if your shit is chronic, what is your height and weight?? Back problems usually can be attributed to a large stomach, weak abdominal muscles, and over-loaded lower back muscles. So if your over-weight, you gotta change your diet, immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 more reasons fat people suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 sciatic nerves, look it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Become an opiate addict via Oxy's. That's what just about everybody else with 'chronic' pain does. I have no idea where you live but there are probably programs available to help out broke ass people in situations like yours. Dig up some info if your lazy ass hasn't done it already. That's a slippery slope you're on. Really it's only going to get worse if ya don't do something soon. Also, so you're saying all of the back pain you feel stems from flabby, undeveloped thighs basically? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 you could see a doctor and try to tone up those legs or fix your body up somehow. just something to think about when you get sick of self medicating and getting nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Try a different chiropractor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 buy a bike fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sausage party Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 for real tho: I have had pinched nerves in my upper back since i was ten. doctors could never find anything wrong. recently when i have gone swimming the back pain spreads from my shoulders to my elbows. its FUCKED. crazy painful. going to see an OS tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 or if you prefer something more 'govtmenty' /close thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 If you are being bent forward like that and having problems walking it could be the sciatic nerve. I had problems following a bike crash years ago and my sciatic nerve would just fuck up my whole body, it runs all the way up your leg to your back. If I was stood staright and looked at the floor it would hurt so bad I would almost fall over. Only thing that helped me was physio, but that was free on the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 man... I almost started this exact same thread yesterday posted this tho... this morning i wish i could work out. I wish my back didnt hurt. Its been 3 months of pain almost. I should probably go to the doctor. 4:45 this morning tossing and turning i tapped the top of my head on the wall.... Was enough to make me flinch and my back to spasm in the most excruciating of ways. It took me 20 minutes to get out of bed. 15 more to walk the 20 steps to the kitchen to get some ibuprofen. Then another 5 to get a water from the pkg on the floor. Im sitting here with this vibrating thing on my lower back. Hurts to walk, sit, stand, lay motionlessly. sneezing is the worst. I will literally collapse and then be fucked up bad. Quality of life rapidly diminishing. I mean... FUCK Yesterday i brushed the pin/nub at the top of my ball cap on a low ceiling in my cellar. Didn't hurt me even a little but it was enough to make me shift and I dropped. NOTHING iS WORKING. Heat pad is what hasn't been working for me. I have a vibrating mini pillow. Ibuprofen regiment is my next try. Eat lots of em to keep the inflammation down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I will try and dig out the exercises the physio gave me to help with my sciatica, if I still have them, if so I will scan them and post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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