JUST THE TIP Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I live on the same island as Bethany Hamilton: I swore to myself that if I ran into her, I would spit game. I was chillin at work today, butchering a delicious tenderloin, and a local dude comes over to me... "brah, da soul surfah girl is here." "the cute haole bitch with one arm?!?" "yeah, brah, she stay by registah" I peeped around the corner, and sure as shit, there she was, all sexy and one-armed n shit. She caught me staring at her nub, which was fuckin awkward, so I went back to the kitchen. Fuckin choked hella tough. A couple lines came to me, later in the day... "Sup ma, I'll eat you better than the shark did" "Yo, im not into jesus, but im into fucking bitches with one arm" "Dont even trip, jump rope is hella gay anyways..." What would you have said to her? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 hi 5? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 "gimme 10.....errrr......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Let's double fist these beers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 Its probably hard to fight a rapist off with one arm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 "it's cool, how many of them do you need to give me a handjob?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 "its called a handjob cause you only need one hand, girl, aint no thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 NIGGA!. tinychat.com/dowsapussy see you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Tell me, what is the sound of one hand clapping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 seriously the tinchat is where we are discussing this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 "how do you paddle out?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 INTERNERD come in the chat br0!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Aww shiiit I'm on my way out dood It's 5 in the afternoon here. that's my drinking time. I'll be around later though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 "i dunno if i got bit by da shark or not" "my muscles and tissues was bit real bad" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 "would you like fries with that" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Come over here girl, I dont bite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 What are my chances of strong arming you into a date? Yeah, I stooped to yall's level. Honestly I don't know what I'd say, Im STUMPED. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 people with a missing limb are ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Yeah, I stooped to yall's level. For a second I thought I'd be fun to get down, but I'm just too nice. I would have just said "Hey :)" made some small talk, gotten her number and given her a look like 'that's right girl, I'm going to fuck you correctly after I finish work' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 For a second I thought I'd be fun to get down, but I'm just too nice. I would have just said "Hey :)" made some small talk, gotten her number and given her a look like 'that's right girl, I'm going to fuck you correctly after I finish work' Nurka's ganna Nurk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 "Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, where does it tickle you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 From the interviews I've seen with her, that broad is half retarded, so I don't think it really matters what someone says to her; just lure her into the back room with something shiney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 "can or no can" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 That must be a tough injury to HANDle, I admire you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 "Dont even trip, jump rope is hella gay anyways..." for real though. thats fucking funny. ida just told her you bout to come the fuck up on toad purses and you could make her one free of charge provided she gives you an extra hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 SINGLE MISSING ARM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 lol @ hollerin at a one armed haole girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 TRIPOD edit: post 888. white power, niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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