UPS! Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 seeing that im banned from Canada and have a very unfortunate looking criminal record the chances of me and abroad are slim. I wonder tho if i was to marry a foreigner if i could slide in regardless. My guess is if/when i become a Mufuckin masta of science and if i haven't got in more trouble and only after jumping thru hoops i could do something. Sorry if youve already told the story, but please tell me why the hell you're banned from Canada. Shit like this usually is either retarded or a hilarious explaination of a story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I don't think it's too hard to be banned from Canada. Can you even enter if you have a DUI? They were grilling me at customs about if I had a DUI threatening to check my record and not let me in. Thankfully I only drive my bike drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 not that cool a story. They wont allow anybody in with a criminal history. Pretty sure this includes DUI and other reasonably mild charges. Tried to cross the border to Windsor some years back, they searched my car and turned me back around. Pain in the ass really because you can cut hours off the drive time to the east coast by cutting across ontario to NY. Whats really sorta ironic is my pops is Canadian or could be very easily if he wanted. No naturalization or anything like that. My grandma was a canadian citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 acquire euro wife, disregard visas ha, that's what my father did... apparently. hey this is my thread i want girls with dad issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 really white clouds same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 he just kept on making it again and again it got kinda boring almost an exhibitionist such a heady creamy hot chocolate on left. salted caramel notre dame 40E of bud in paris notre dame duck margret/confit all from the last few days ^, and this is from today, so far the first time i've stayed in all day.v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Oh shit rockin the ricard. Super french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 tumbleweed prices are hurting get better, br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 is that smoke on all your pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 So judging by the last pic, i see u wound up getting ur hands on some ox out there lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 nahhhhhhh it was just the last of what i brought with me from nyc... it was my "reserve not to get sick dose" but i was doing fine with out it and just got reall fucked up today... it was nice 8) and no it's not smoke it's just a blackberry camera lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 why dont you smoke hash instead of bud? seems common practice in europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Why do they even make Oxys? Ive heard nothing but bad about that shit.. Is it for severe pain or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 this nigga is coming off dope, i dont know anything about oxys but i imagine the bad shit you hear also has to do with coming off dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 i'm thinking about moving to new zealand. i have no idea how any of the paperwork and shit works though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Go and explore the catacombs, they sound fucking awesome. Also go and explore/write lots of graffiti in the metro tunnels. I moved to Copenhagen in Denmark 2 days after my 18th birthday. I was similarly lucky in that I had some family over there and knew a few people. My best advice is to not get depressed in the first few months when you don't know many people, don't know the city to well and are struggling to find work. Shit is difficult at first but it's important to not get disillusioned. Start frequenting a few bars that look like they have your sort of people. Be outgoing, talk to everyone and milk the fact that you are new and different. This will make people remember you which will result in you making friends quicker and also getting some of that sweet foreign pussy. Now that people know you you will hopefully find it a lot easier to find work. In my experience, connections are everything when finding employment in a foreign country. Good luck kicking your addiction+starting a new life for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 not that cool a story. They wont allow anybody in with a criminal history. Pretty sure this includes DUI and other reasonably mild charges. Tried to cross the border to Windsor some years back, they searched my car and turned me back around. Pain in the ass really because you can cut hours off the drive time to the east coast by cutting across ontario to NY. Whats really sorta ironic is my pops is Canadian or could be very easily if he wanted. No naturalization or anything like that. My grandma was a canadian citizen. I got in with like 4 graffiti arrests and 2 convictions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 why dont you smoke hash instead of bud? seems common practice in europe. I dont know anyone that smokes or sells hash, havent for years everyone just wants bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Any advice on which countries would be the most American/foreigner friendly to move to. Ive been thinking about doing this for the past 3 years almost and the more I stay where im at the more I want to dip the fuck out. Any advice would be awesome, Ive been outside the country but only to touristy spots like the Caribbean and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Singapore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Singapore was fun back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 "I liked Singapore BEFORE it was cool" hipstercat.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 pretty much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I dont know anyone that smokes or sells hash, havent for years everyone just wants bud Is this in the UK or on the continent? The countries which were somewhat geographically close to Morroco I found hash to be more common. (So france, spain and portugal are mainly what I mean). I haven't been there for a little while though, maybe things have changed. I'll report back in a couple months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 In was considering Canada, as a first step Australia, even though every deadly fucking animal on earth thrives there South America, anywhere really that doesn't hate gringos Czech Republic, art and beautiful womens Ireland, just don't know how well their economy is doing Amsterdam, but I heard the party is over Spain, nothing bad to say at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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